prison michaela

worst thing about prison was the dementors

[prison michaela @cara41182]

@BernieSanders can I kiss you on the forehead

[prison michaela @cara41182]

@unsereOEBB könnts bitte eure züge putzen? hab mich in den scheiß reingelehnt, danke für nix
(das auf der wand is blut btw)

[prison michaela @cara41182]

conrad is a self-absorbed little bitch #TSITP

[prison michaela @cara41182]

#teamconrad but only because jeremiah definitely deserves someone better than belly

[prison michaela @cara41182]

@liamgallagher @NoelGallagher both of you look kinda gay 🤭

[prison michaela @cara41182]

#katelockwood is so hot

[prison michaela @cara41182]

@elonmusk i know you want it

[prison michaela @cara41182]

still waiting for the @elonmusk @MarkZuckss fight

[prison michaela @cara41182]

how does one live with such exceptional wit

[prison michaela @cara41182]

my username in combination with my profile pic should guarantee tremendous success for my comedy career

[prison michaela @cara41182]

@MSchnedlitz lol du spast

[prison michaela @cara41182]

@netflix alsooooo why the hell are you advertising a show that has been cancelled after a major cliffhanger? do you like ripping my wounds open?

[prison michaela @cara41182]

@netflix do you guys buy movie ideas/show ideas? if they are reaaally good?

[prison michaela @cara41182]

anyone else sad because through corona so much months of your good-looking years are just being WASTED

[prison michaela @cara41182]

so guess who‘s back. back again.

[prison michaela @cara41182]

looking back at all the tweets i tweeted in the last few years reminded me of one thing. I‘M FUCKING HILARIOUS

[prison michaela @cara41182]

i’ve become so used to social distancing that even after the pandemic i don’t wanna deal with people no more

[prison michaela @cara41182]

still not over @netflix canceling the best show I‘ve ever seen #santaclaritadiet

[prison michaela @cara41182]

why are there so many tik tok users that think looking like you‘re trying to fend off a bee is dancing

[prison michaela @cara41182]

why are there so much dumb people on this fucking planet