salami mami

im a cute huge yacht!

[salami mami @cara_tri]

hello to followers old & new

https://t.co/916ZgaNcmI

[ltm @legotrillermoth]

mitch mcconnell showing up to work tomorrow with a big frankenstein scar on his forehead and a much gayer voice than before

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Zohran Mamdani reveals that Taylor Swift has already paid the costs of permits and public resources used for her Madison Square Garden wedding.

[blazer @notauntblazer]

i think going to a brothel that was raided for sex trafficking is worse

[Ethan Klein, host of the H3 Podcast (parody) @h3h3producitons]

I see a lot of you celebrating my loss. You know Jesus Christ lost a battle once. They crucified him. But guess what? That motherfucker rose 3 days later. The war is not over yet @DenimsTV. I’m coming back.

[sneep @sneepsnorp3d]

let’s be red shapes with mama ❤️

[Nostos @NostosLit]

- Franz Kafka, The Diaries of Franz Kafka

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

The tragedy of deep sea creatures is that they tend to not develop effective eyesight, so they don't know when they look like huge fucking losers

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

I’m chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are

[ManKind @themkoffline]

get observed idiot

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

the way the parents are mogging with that eyeliner lipstick and pose while their chopped baby is just there is killing me

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

My favorite part of this song is when Vanessa asks the listener if they’ve eaten, not because she’s making sure you’re taken care of, but because if you pass out while dancing with her at the club YOU WILL get left behind

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

A Splendid fairywren got caught out in a rain shower.

Found across Australia, male splendid fairywrens are known for their bright electric-blue breeding feathers, while females remain mostly brown. Despite their tiny size, they are fast, highly active birds that spend much of the day searching for insects.

Photo credit: Vikrant Deshpande

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

Patrick Stump (Fall Out Boy) was released on this day 42 years ago.

[A🏹 @seattleiminyou]

What hanging with the girls this summer is going to feel like

[nathan @nathanrobii]

leonardo dicaprio goes in for his mustache transplant and when he came out he asked “wheres pedro pascal?” and the doctors said “who do you think gave you the mustache”

[Sydney @sydneyelainexo]

actually they’re both beautiful and if your heart is full of kindness and whimsy you know that……,

[Erin "Skeleton Factory" Ryan @morninggloria]

Wow. Not a single athlete willing to speak out against ICE abuses in their own country. I've been a loyal fan for most of my life but this is the last time I watch the Puppy Bowl.