There are comedy writers who spend countless hours lying awake at night knowing that they’ll never be able to replicate a moment of satire as perfect as this does naturally
Over 10,000 Palestinians have already been killed by Israel's brutal bombing of the Gaza Strip - 40% are children.
Urge your MP to support a King's Speech amendment forcing Parliament to discuss a #ceasefireNOW. This needs to be done before Tuesday! https://t.co/xAQR7V3MvI
I am obsessed with the fact that the sugababes asked fans to send in selfies for "a project" and then had them on in the background while they sang Ugly
To those criticising me or questioning my motives on asking for an independent investigation into the killing of this man’s two dogs by the Metropolitan police, I say this. He has no voice or influence, I do, & I use this to speak or for him & his dead companions. They deserve that at least @metpoliceuk@SadiqKhan
Lol I struggle to think of a single human more insufferable than him. Genuinely think I could’ve withstood the company of hitler more easily than him. Hope he rots in there