Twitter is cool because you can log off to go pick someone up from the airport and have dinner, and when you come back your entire timeline is nothing but people worshipping an anthropomorphic poptart that was paraded around then ritualistically sacrificed at an altar
I want to spend all of my time curled up on the couch under a fuzzy blanket drinking lemon ginger tea with my christmas tree on and watching VPR
truly the most cozy ever