Cara Harper

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

UK Shell Oil have just this minute announced a further doubling of their profits.

£8bn profits in just 13 weeks. A profit rate of £3.6 million every hour.

We are being ripped off.

[Dave Ward @DaveWardGS]

BT made £1.3bn, gave £750m to shareholders and the CEO got £3.5m.

We have members using foodbanks.

Today BT announced £400m profit for 1/4 year.

Tomorrow our members strike for the first time since 1987 and have been subjected to extreme intimidation.

RT if you back them.

[World of Wonder @WorldOfWonder]

Are you #TeamTheVivienne? 👑

Retweet, like, comment, and use the hashtag if you want @THEVIVIENNEUK to snatch the title of Queen of She Done Already Done Had Herses! 🏁

Watch #AllStars7 on @wowpresentsplus (worldwide ex. USA, Canada, Australia): https://t.co/vyn4OxaKhr

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

*A One Show item introducing a new Nixon film*

Dan Stevens: “What you’ve got is a criminal for a leader who is wrapped in a messy war, embroiled in a stupid scandal and surrounded by ambitious idiots and really should resign … I’m sorry that’s the intro to Boris Johnson.”

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

When you hear Rishi Sunak propose a £200 *loan* as a solution for households facing energy bills rocketing by £693, remember:

He's the richest MP, who last night in Parliament pushed through a tax cut for bankers worth £1,000,000,000 a year.

Sunak's on their side, not yours.

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Rates of poverty in the UK have fallen for the first time in 12 years as minimum wage workers across the country change their mindset.

Source - @mollymaehague

[Lenny 🎓✨ @Lendryx_]

this is amazing

[Alex Engelberg @alex_engelberg]

Check out these quick tips to conserve energy and fight climate change 😎✨🌱

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Overheard: “The irony of antivaxers saying they don’t want to be part of an experiment without realizing they are now the control group."

[Cara Harper @caraharper_]

Old lady post: favourite thing about our new house is how many birds come into the garden, wee family of blue tits this morning and I’m over the moon they’re eating the feed. Watching them like a crazy lady 🕊🦜🐥

[Cara Harper @caraharper_]

@fionamaeve_ I had the same thing! Call this number and they’ll let you know; 03451 55 55 11

[Cara Harper @caraharper_]

When I was younger, my brothers told me I was born into the royal family but was too ugly so they put me up for adoption. It has more chance of being true than this guy tbh #ThisMorning

[Cara Harper @caraharper_]

Me going to bed last night: yay no alarm, can’t wait for a lie in

My cat this morning: let me eat this plastic really loudly then knock your phone over at your normal wake up time, you bitch 🙃

[Cara Harper @caraharper_]

The songs from this years drag race have been the best by far! Had UK Hun and Lucky blasting since finishing work and don’t intend to stop anytime soon 💃🏻🌈 #DragRace #DragRaceUK

[Cara Harper @caraharper_]

@Danniishelleyxx @ShadyLawrence @Twitter @HannahFoster14

[Cara Harper @caraharper_]

Hands down the best season of drag race ever - all the queens were amazing. I’m b l o w n a w a y 🙌🏼👑💕 @ShadyLawrence @biminibabes @elliediamond101 @its_tayce @dragraceukbbc

[James Topham @JamesTophamWord]

The ship of Theseus

[Cara Harper @caraharper_]

Facebook just showed me an add for fertility testing... I’m away to cry my (apparently old) self to sleep 🙃🙃🙃

[Cara Harper @caraharper_]

At Morrison’s in Kirkcaldy just before Christmas I felt someone’s BREATH ON MY NECK they were that close and mask-less. About time a supermarket put this rule into place!

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Morrisons supermarkets to ban shoppers who refuse to wear face masks https://t.co/5wFa5cNpit