cara dawn loehr

‘how beautiful you are, he said, a tapestry of scars’

[cara dawn loehr @caraloehr]

isaac is so annoying

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

these racoons have found their new best friend

[cara dawn loehr @caraloehr]

he LITERALLY just scared the hiccups out of me and yes, i’m so thankful for that but i want to give him the boom boom 1, 2 to the face for scaring tf out of me.

[cara dawn loehr @caraloehr]

isaac is so annoying

[cara dawn loehr @caraloehr]

isaac “i decided as soon as you look bad, im pulling the plug”
me “uhhh”
isaac *fake talking to the doctors* “yeah pull it”
fake doctors “uhm sir she’s just sleeping”
isaac to said fake doctors “yeah well pull it”

[cara dawn loehr @caraloehr]

**isaac and i are watching a greys episode where the wife may have to pull the plug on her husband**

[cara dawn loehr @caraloehr]

if i see another old man get butthurt on fb about dylan mulvaney being the new face of bud light, im going to scream. LIKE WHO FUCKING CARES?! the beer literally did not change…. AT ALL. PLEASE tell me how it is ACTUALLY hurting you. oh yeah, ITS NOT.

[cara dawn loehr @caraloehr]

i’m starting the gym today and i’ve been begging for beats headphones and this is the response i get from isaac when i try to make a deal with him…

[cara dawn loehr @caraloehr]

i just ate my weight in china star green beans and now i am not well.

[cara dawn loehr @caraloehr]

@madisonbayl 😘😘

[cara dawn loehr @caraloehr]

IM SO SICK OF HIM WEARING MY HOODIE BLANKET. he literally bought it for me yet i never get a chance to wear it bc he’s always wearing it.

[cara dawn loehr @caraloehr]

delicious

[mike. @justmike]

y’all hear the new Steve yet?

[cara dawn loehr @caraloehr]

also, i have an entire craft room that i do journaling stuff and told him he could use whatever… he said “nah i’ll do it at work, i have colored paper and cool sharpies” 🙃

[cara dawn loehr @caraloehr]

isaac and i decided to make homemade cards for each other on valentine’s day and i’m so excited to give him mine!!

[cara dawn loehr @caraloehr]

me: isaac can we make a wedding vow right now?
isaac: did you just say can we make a bowel movement?

[cara dawn loehr @caraloehr]

*TW-dark humor*
me & isaac went to dinner last night. i jokingly say ‘i’m kinda nervous bc this is our first date’ we then proceed to tell each other about ourselves & make first date jokes all dinner. then his ass hits me with ‘so you have a dad? i don’t’

[cara dawn loehr @caraloehr]

not my baby 😭

[cara dawn loehr @caraloehr]

jessie is in nashville for her busband’s bday and she just called me saying the dance moms were there and i freaked out like omg did you see abbie lee?!? and she said no cara… there’s a cheer comp here this weekend and all the high maintenance moms are here... such a let down.

[cara dawn loehr @caraloehr]

@maymaybarclay you’re gay?