The girls went online and started giggling about how they'd go on dates with guys and then go to other guys' places for sex afterwards and the guys decided that they'd rather be the second guy than the first.
@OGxTP ngl the way women love money and resources means at some point in human history a nigga fucked simply because he had 2 rocks and everyone else only had 1
@ShitpostGate Customer: Hello. I need a new phone, TV, and some household appliances please.
Samsung: Right this way sir
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@VeeAlmighty Cause Area 51 is just an acronym that stands for Aliens Really Exist in Antarctica
It was meant to be the 51st state but they didn’t take it over in time, or yet. Idk.