Elle Woods

Join me in my rejoicing

[Elle Woods @caramelfeatures]

“God is always with me. i will always be safe. I will always be taken care of. I will always be paid.”

[Dino the Pale Goon 🇪🇸 @DuctTapeShawty]

I DID NOT FILL OUT ANY LOAN APPLICATIONS STOP FUCKING CALLING

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Girl to girl: be that girl again.

Get disciplined again. Take care of yourself again. Eat better & move your body again. Oil your edges & drink your water again. Start praying & reading your Bible again. Get your money up and sleep 8 hours again. Find your spark and put yourself first.

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[Rage🌸✨️ @softangrygirl]

Me when I discover a perfect series that came out 15 years ago with 8 seasons.

[Elle Woods @caramelfeatures]

@_PS5 Ur sandwich gonna be dry as hell lol

[Elle Woods @caramelfeatures]

Those lemme sleep gummies don’t do nothinn for me

[Elle Woods @caramelfeatures]

I wanna get dressed and go out this weekend 🤔

[Elle Woods @caramelfeatures]

The parachute series by takerra Allen had me going through every emotion

[Elle Woods @caramelfeatures]

More ppl should do this lol

[Piece Buy Peace @DATheFuture]

Women start flirtin w/ me and I just be nice & walk away like.. 💭💭💭”you don’t want these problems”

[Elle Woods @caramelfeatures]

Every time i have a conversation with a man that says men are logical and women are emotional they share a story where they are in fact acting emotional lol

[Elle Woods @caramelfeatures]

It’s my toddler screaming at the top of her lunges because I’m driving and can’t kiss her boo boo that she got from biting her own finger . 😊😊😊

[Elle Woods @caramelfeatures]

@SURESHOTOPDOLLA I get why she would be

[Elle Woods @caramelfeatures]

Ik everyone boycotted mielle but their custard gives me the best wash n gos 🤷🏾‍♀️

[Elle Woods @caramelfeatures]

Your birthday ! Where he took you for your birthday ?

[Elle Woods @caramelfeatures]

Jobs will have you doing 3 and 4 interviews just to not give you the job

[WordSmiff @_WordSmiff_]

Idk why people who haven’t supported you in any real way in recent years want to be invited to important milestones in your life. At this point I don’t even know you like that lmaooo.

[Elle Woods @caramelfeatures]

Can i forgive ? I can’t

[Nicole ✨ @BombshellCole]

I’m an elder millennial. I’m never letting go of my emotional support denim jacket, gold hoop earrings, boomerang drink videos, 90s R&B, side parts, and peace signs in my pics. Fight me.

[Elle Woods @caramelfeatures]

Applied for a job and they sent a denial email 10 mins later lmao. damn did the cpu even try and search key words lmao