brain vomit

long time sufferer

[misa! @misak1nz]

how do you expect new beginnings if you don’t create space for them

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Im not meant for corporate world im meant for barista life

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I wanted to migrate here but all i get are stupid blue check tweets omg

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It’s a pr crisis ofc it should - also dont forget theres a power dynamic imbalance

[vanilla sweet cream cold brew @blublubluberri]

My unpopular opinion is that even tho cheating is evil and unethical it should not have legal/professional repercussions

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???

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Moving to europe in 6 months oh bitch my life is finally changing

[LB @lnbshr]

Simple

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Using my dad’s credit card

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When i have a bad day i try to make my enemy’s worse

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She’s gonna show up at his door

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

looking him in the eye??? omg

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[ConsultingHumor @ConsultingHumor]

apply for any big four consulting job

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Been thinking about my short lived flings and exes and wondering which one I would have loved to baby trap when i had the chance

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Finally getting something done to my hair

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Im going to kms omg i cant do this shit anymore

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Which leads to real suicidal thoughts

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The urge to declare suicide just to see who gaf but not going to be happy about it anyway because people are only showing their care/pretending to care just because i decided to be dramatic

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The past 8 years of my life have been a living hell and im tired of holding out for things to get better

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Crave the sweet release of death every day