Cara Walker

French fry and knickknack enthusiast

[Cara Walker @carashaye]

"If the light is off, then it isn't on." -Hilary Duff

[Cara Walker @carashaye]

@alyssa_schoener @HollifieldKelly

[Cara Walker @carashaye]

We’re six days in, y’all, and I’m already maxed out on the 2020 vision puns.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

My official statement on the height debate: as a 5’8 person, if our eyeballs are basically level with each other I am not bothered, and it is upsetting to me when short women “require” someone 6 feet or above, who do you think you are, send tweet https://t.co/XQ5GShsfkK

[Ben Rector @benrector]

Me: Ready for another productive day, look out world!

Also me: What’s the deal with the Bermuda Triangle I need to read up on that right now

[GL @gldivittorio]

I have literally never separated white and colored clothes in my life nor was ever really taught how to do laundry I just started doing it based on what I saw in commercials and have been hoping I'm doing it right for 15 years

[Cara Walker @carashaye]

#KIISTaylorSwift #Sweepstakes
Eight years ago, @guinn_taylor and I saw @taylorswift13 for the first time but now we want to meet her on our trip to Cali!!! #pickusplease 💕

[Cara Walker @carashaye]

@NFerg01 I haven’t been to my gym in six months and I have written “cancel gym membership” on my to-do list every day from March until I imagine the end of eternity. This is adulthood.

[Cara Walker @carashaye]

@HollifieldKelly @beholway Why do you hate everything that is good?

[Jon Acuff @JonAcuff]

Your 20s are lonelier than you expect. They’re glamorized in culture as the time of your life. The truth is, when you leave college, you leave the tightest, largest concentration of people your age. You’ll have to fight for community. Seek it out. Be deliberate. #GradAdvice

[Cara Walker @carashaye]

Currently having a heat stroke at work because I spilled coffee all over my white shirt this morning and can’t take my jacket off. Weekend, where ya at?

[Cara Walker @carashaye]

@CejayMoore09 @sarabethbolin @kwallace47 Ummmm I just got Twitter back on my phone and YES PLZ COME

[Cara Walker @carashaye]

@beholway 😂😂😂 I just saw this, but yes, I have taken up a side business of drawing geographically questionable maps 🤷🏽‍♀️😂

[Cara Walker @carashaye]

@MereCummings @MassComm101 @ua_jcm @UACCIS Thank you, @MereCummings!

[Cara Walker @carashaye]

"There are a few things I'm willing to spend more money on. They are as followed: coffee, toilet paper and skydiving." -@beholway

[Cara Walker @carashaye]

I scraped snow off my car with a flattened Chick-fil-A fries carton because I don't own an ice scraper, and I've never felt more southern.

[Cara Walker @carashaye]

Hey @beholway, wanna go to see our school play in Tampa?? @Academy can help us get there with their #Sweepstakes #contest #RollTide

[Cara Walker @carashaye]

"My first date took me to a Chinese buffet." -@HollifieldKelly

[Cara Walker @carashaye]

.@HollifieldKelly a common misconception.