cara 🔮

her/she sometimes i do things

[cara 🔮 @caravoyance]

raccoon hands. send tweet.

[cara 🔮 @caravoyance]

i can’t forgive netflix for not letting you screenshot, do they think i’m gonna pirate a stop motion version of a whole film?? no i want a photo album of pretty shots from my favourite shows is that tOO MUCH TO ASK?

[cara 🔮 @caravoyance]

@OjBerk this is soon to be changed

[cara 🔮 @caravoyance]

@humoristsays someone didn’t watch eurovision tsk

[cara 🔮 @caravoyance]

tfw a wolf is about to eat your grandma but stops because you gave it a banana

[cara 🔮 @caravoyance]

@phnixhamsta bee in got? let him out =(

[cara 🔮 @caravoyance]

@OjBerk watch bugs life obviously, can believe you’d be so insensitive berk u should apologise smh

[cara 🔮 @caravoyance]

the knowledge that i will never see andre de shields in hadestown in person will be my cause of death

[cara 🔮 @caravoyance]

#harveyisoverparty canadian mf breaking my stream and for what /hj

[cara 🔮 @caravoyance]

@katie03727 but cold soup is still soup AND what if i leave my smoothie for too long and it goes warm???? is that then soup?????

[cara 🔮 @caravoyance]

hold music is just the grown up version of sitting in the corner and thinking about what you’ve done before you’re allowed to say anything

[cara 🔮 @caravoyance]

@sweesklive HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEESK IS IT REALLY YOUR BIRTHDAY IF YOU DONT CRY AT SOME POINT DURING IT TIME LETS GO 🎉🎊

[cara 🔮 @caravoyance]

went to the opticians for the first time in 4 years thinking i had perfect vision just to be told i need reading glasses and have mild astigmatism ?????

b ready for grandma cara

[cara 🔮 @caravoyance]

hope u all got april fooled

[cara 🔮 @caravoyance]

this feels awfully like pay to win worded as if it’s just support •-•

[cara 🔮 @caravoyance]

@HayHayIsALoser beep boop

[cara 🔮 @caravoyance]

it’s finally happened, i’ve been replaced by ai, see you all never, this is where i quit 😭

[cara 🔮 @caravoyance]

@katie03727 @kingGoosehjonk @Jardanium @OjBerk kit i’m so sorry but this feels so accurate to you and i can’t describe it 😭

[cara 🔮 @caravoyance]

@OjBerk @kingGoosehjonk @Jardanium me when you’re panda-fied ultra railed