Emily_Carbaugh

UNO '22 ❘Red Oak, IA❘snap- emma_rea

[Emily_Carbaugh @carbaugh_em]

Guess who woke up for us today!!! For the first time in days I got to hear my momma’s voice again❤️❤️

[Emily_Carbaugh @carbaugh_em]

@danabish9 I love you lots sista! Having a best friend with such an amazing skill is truly a blessing❤️

[Morgan ☆ @Mo_Haycook]

Anybody else’s iPhone reading their messages...as in it doesn’t notify you they texted and it marked it as read but you quite clearly did not know you received it.

[Emily_Carbaugh @carbaugh_em]

“Can you edit my ex-husband out”

[Emily_Carbaugh @carbaugh_em]

@para_diddIe I’ll find one in this “area”

[Emily_Carbaugh @carbaugh_em]

There’s a dude that’s had his load in the dryer for TWO FREAKING HOURS... is it rude to leave a note asking to text me when he’s finished?

[Emily_Carbaugh @carbaugh_em]

@danabish9 Some people make better guardian angels Dan. She’ll be even closer at all times now❤️❤️

[Emily_Carbaugh @carbaugh_em]

The spider in the corner of my shower wasn’t the problem, it was getting shampoo in my eyes and then NOT KNOWING WHERE HE WENT

[Emily_Carbaugh @carbaugh_em]

@para_diddIe You had me fooled😉❤️

[Emily_Carbaugh @carbaugh_em]

I just found a wallet with 2 grand in it and my ass is doing the right thing. Please let good karma be a real thing!

[Emily_Carbaugh @carbaugh_em]

@para_diddIe Al dente

[Emily_Carbaugh @carbaugh_em]

I’m really about to sign a lease with my best friend.. 🤯🤯

[Emily_Carbaugh @carbaugh_em]

@para_diddIe Ok❤️

[Emily_Carbaugh @carbaugh_em]

@para_diddIe I don’t believe youuu🙃

[Emily_Carbaugh @carbaugh_em]

@para_diddIe I’d snatch all your money before you had a match🥴🥴🥴

[Emily_Carbaugh @carbaugh_em]

@para_diddIe Your body is beautiful just like your soul bbygirl

[Emily_Carbaugh @carbaugh_em]

I have really bad R.B.F
Resting
(Everyone else is a) Bitch
Face

[Emily_Carbaugh @carbaugh_em]

I look like two completely different people🤔

[Emily_Carbaugh @carbaugh_em]

Personally, I hate when people “respond” to my text with laughing/loving/disliking.. if you don’t have to time to reply to me then don’t.