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I’m guy he/him

[👍🏼 @mbrma7ii]

I feel so happy knowing that millions of Argentinians will go to sleep hungry tonight while losing the World Cup final on top of it.

[Fotos de Fatos @FotosDeFatos]

Esse é o VOZINHA da SORTE 🍀🇨🇻

Retuite pra ele PARAR o MESSI e a ARGENTINA hoje!

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump recalls meeting the President of Egypt:

“He was in a hotel, and I met him, and we fell in love, deeply in love. He didn’t even wanna meet Hillary [Clinton], he said “you’re going to win”… We had great chemistry, and I stayed twice as long as I was supposed to”

[carb @carbeht]

Why does being sleep deprived lowkey feel more like being wasted out of your mind than actually being wasted out of your mind

[ilence @Hilenceee]

I only talk to women who are already feeling me. I don’t have time for auditions.

[harm ❤️‍🔥🪬🗡️ @harmzdealer]

alcohol is great because of the way it lets you take aggression you usually turn inwards, and direct it outwards, at loved ones, strangers, and inanimate objects.

[carb @carbeht]

I haven’t slept all night, I am muddy, sweaty, and severely lacking sunscreen, fuck my stupid chungus life

[carb @carbeht]

Has anyone else had the sleep paralysis demon that lowkey just touches you and voilently squeezes your balls or is that just me?

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Nigga just honked at me in a drive thru relax #fatfuck

[MrVert🔴⚪ @MrGrEenFR]

Seeing how they struggle to fit in this space, if only there were smaller people ready for this kind of job......

[carb @carbeht]

@XHOSAIDBOMBA @solidarityhours @AmericaIsAmalek @GotownedU90175 This has been proven false dumbass

[carb @carbeht]

@Popstonox @ostonox Lmao

[carb @carbeht]

There sure were shots fired!

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

🚨 JUST NOW: Karoline Leavitt calls on everyone to watch tonight because Donald Trump will bring the heat and there will be “shots fired”

LET’S FREAKING GO 🔥

[carb @carbeht]

@objects_space @emkenobi “Toxic to democracy” If you’re not allowed to complain about a political party then it’s not a democracy lmao

[carb @carbeht]

@Pithy_Galore @Press4BC I mean Chuck Schumer said he’d be okay with her being the nominee

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Abdul El-Sayed: “You cannot reform this. If you’re willing to use a child as bait, you do not belong in the US government. ICE cannot be reformed. ICE cannot be retrained. ICE needs to be abolished. Fuck ICE”

[carb @carbeht]

@quackgiddy Wsp twin

[carb @carbeht]

@USA_Polling L take

[carb @carbeht]

@ThirdWayMattB You are a disgrace to the Democratic Party.