Clifford Crabbrain

[Clifford Crabbrain @Carbination]

@Whitness4517 Bro what

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Elon Musk keeps tweeting that he loves free speech. So here's a thread with just a few of the countless examples showing he couldn't care about it less (🧵)

[Clifford Crabbrain @Carbination]

@PeterSchiff Even though this tweet is so blatantly, transparently intended to rile people up, I can help myself but to say: fuuuuuck yoooooouuuuu, dude

[Clifford Crabbrain @Carbination]

@RealJMPeterman @Ask_WellsFargo @mn_here ya'll...you can search by text. No tagging necessary. It's not creepy, it's a function of Twitter that is neither new nor interesting

[Clifford Crabbrain @Carbination]

@brokencuffs did you just...make this scenario up? Who is Susan? Why do you know how much her rent is? Did you just invent a situation so you could dunk on a fictional character? That is so weird dude

[Clifford Crabbrain @Carbination]

@joshsteimle oh cool an author that understands the economic landscape of the United States better than the CEO of fucking JP Morgan, what a valuable perspective

[Clifford Crabbrain @Carbination]

@GregAbbott_TX You are just the dumbest bastard around huh

[Clifford Crabbrain @Carbination]

@donald_faison @zachbraff in season 2 episode 6 of Scrubs, Laverne says “if you want a name brand candy I’ve got a fist full of peanuts” and I want to know if in the Scrubs universe universe there’s just a candy called “Peanuts!” or if Laverne doesn’t know what candy is

[Clifford Crabbrain @Carbination]

@LindseyGrahamSC

[C @CoachC___]

Hit his ass with the No Look like J Kidd

[Trevor Rogers @TrevorRogers_1]

“Why can’t they protest peacefully?”

[Clifford Crabbrain @Carbination]

@amazonfiretv hi I am desperate to know why the software on your TVs is significantly worse than a first generation iPod

[Clifford Crabbrain @Carbination]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[leigh @sincereleigh_me]

the snl writer’s room when the fly landed on pence’s head

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

@kanyewest

[Clifford Crabbrain @Carbination]

@RepGosar @Jim_Jordan Big tech is not trying hard enough to squash your nonsense conspiracy theories, you absolute walnuts

[Hamish Mitchell @H_MitchellPhoto]

If Louis Gohmert infected Jim Jordan and Matt Gaetz at yesterday’s hearing, do you serve wine or champagne?

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

This is one of the most astute political observations I’ve read in 3 years and there are like 10,000 people whose sole job it is to make observations like this.