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Shrink | nothing new | she/her

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Apparently I’m condescending and sassy if I point out just how bad this is. And my mom intervened to now fight on my behalf as she is “elder” to ensure they’re not wrongfully removed. I guess I’m not full aunty yet. Still Aunty beta version. But still Karen enough to fight

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have entered my evil aunty era as GenX aunties are trying to fire domestic workers who stood up for another who had allegedly been harassed bc “it’s a civil society” “it’s fine if we are inconvenienced for some time” “if they wanted to fight they could’ve done it outside society”

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Brrap brrap pew pew

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I once knew someone like felon tusk. I know there is no justice in the world, had to accept it. But his extended crashout is so cathartic and provides me with so much wish fulfilment.

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Women have a right to be annoying and still be taken seriously in cases of SA
~ hot ~ take

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Can’t believe the western hemisphere hasn’t fully caught on with the rest of us re: bidets in toilets
Hate it So much
Tokyo had the most advanced toilet I’ve ever seen. And Vancouver has bad quality 2ply tp

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@itstaytaylors Expecting TS12 anytime soon is insane and unlikely. And I think she will drop the last re recordings first. If she releases anything at all, which she may not.

[📎 @mikesnosense]

it's so fucking insane that winston churchill starved my people and now i have unavoidable hereditary gastrointestinal problems

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I wish I had learned any sort of discipline as a child
My vibes based existence is incompatible with the struggles of the real world

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@RawPressery why is your energy drink always out of stock and only 2 cans get available when it’s in stock. Please take my money.

[uuuuuugh @MyHairEatsKids]

the "girly girl uses knowledge from girly interests to solve a problem other people can't see" is such a great troupe i always love it

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TADKA CURRY PATTA ON PIZZA !!/?!?/!!!

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All doctors these days having social media presences makes me anxious as fuck. Because yes I am chronically online so you’d think it’s a good idea for me but I am literally incapable of having a social media that I don’t shitpost on.

[໊ @sonohoor]

“you handled it so well” no, i didn’t, i went insane, lost my spark, distanced myself from everyone and hated myself

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The H3 crash out maybe the most interesting example of concretisation/loss of abstract thought in lieu of paranoia
That I’ve seen online
I haven’t seen much shit online though

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@SidhaantNangia Good genes by Sunday Riley

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I’m kinda over that marketing tactic Indian brands have been doing where they pretend to be an employee that’s putting shit on sale by flagrantly going against/without telling their boss. It got old the very first time I saw it.
If anything it’s turned me off their products

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@Raka448 Have you considered finding gainful employment?