nat

just noise in the void

[nat @carbonated_nat]

ok so someone left this cool thing at my work, i think oh it’s a mini perfume so naturally i spray it right in front of me INSIDE and immediately im choking and crying realizing its FUCKING PEPPER SPRAY IN AN UNMARKED FUCKING BOTTLE

[nat @carbonated_nat]

@pulte !!!!!!

[nat @carbonated_nat]

@pulte Meeeee

[nat @carbonated_nat]

@pulte 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

[nat @carbonated_nat]

my car is no longer with us and driving dads truck is a skill I have not mastered :/

[nat @carbonated_nat]

if u see me driving around in a huge lifted diesel truck hitting curbs no u didn’t

[nat @carbonated_nat]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 25 Mar 2010 (via @twi_age).

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

WALMART is giving out FREE supplies to anyone who can outrun the security

[nat @carbonated_nat]

when u don’t know the difference between a whole ass 9 year old child and a 6 week old fetus🫠🫠🫠 like how u gonna equate abortion to mass shootings….y’all are fucking stupid @CongressmanHice @RepMTG @GReschenthaler

[nat @carbonated_nat]

if anyone can hear me watch search party on hbo it is weird and dark and hilarious

[nat @carbonated_nat]

customer: im going to a wedding today do you have any ideas for a gift?

me: um sorry no i don’t go to weddings ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[nat @carbonated_nat]

also-he had PLENTY of time to move tf over before deciding to chill next to his buddy

[nat @carbonated_nat]

@Walmart come get ur motherfuckin dumbass before I purposely crash my car into him to teach him a lesson

[nat @carbonated_nat]

when there’s no double stuf oreos😤

[nat @carbonated_nat]

LEGALLY guys, i just fucked myself over n quit going to the brain doctor 🥴

[nat @carbonated_nat]

ugh i slept like 30 minutes i need to be medicated

[nat @carbonated_nat]

why don’t so many married girls hyphenate their last names? i am just obsessed w my fam so much i would feel physically ill completely discarding my last name. i want my kids to have both mine and baby daddys like how cool right lol

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

drunk guy just yelled “i love you” to dolly parton and she said “i love you too but i told you to wait in the trunk”