Carbosaurus

Lover of all things food. Blogger and random tweetist. Long suffering husband to @lovelysaurus

[Carbosaurus @carbosaurus]

@Swinglow1984 @GaryUsher_ @ushersbakehouse @8pm You ok Deano? Only it’s a bit odd to accuse someone who is growing their business of failing? And it’s deffo odd to call it scrounging when every single penny is given back to funders through amazing food and other good stuff. It just seems like you might be a bit sad?

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@GaryUsher_ @ushersbakehouse @TheWhiteHorsePu Hey chef. Are you planning on being there next Saturday? Churton might have to be our Easter Getaway

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@GaryUsher_ Keep at it Chef. Those who have spoken to you know the values behind what you do and how hard it all is. Let’s get funding for the bake house and hopefully that will make a little difference ❤️

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@fesshole 🤢

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@CrossCountryUK Ah. I see. Do you have to restock the customer service and politeness of train managers too? If so you might need to have someone on hand at Bristol Temple Meads in around 10 minutes to top up the rude and dismissive staff on this train.

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@CrossCountryUK is it now usual for First Class passengers to have to wait 2 hours for catering on a 4 hour journey without any word from the train crew or any acknowledgement when asked that this is an issue?

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@NoContextBrits A snack

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@premierinn is anyone planning to deal with the constant stench of cannabis from the people smoking directly outside reception at your Enfield hotel do you think? Not had the displeasure of staying here for a while but it’s constant

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@EstherMcVey1 Are you ok hun? This appears to be a doubling down on something you ought to be walking away from quicker than a surprisingly noxious fart, and suggesting again that a majority of people also thought it wouldn’t smell. It’s vile, it’s totally wrong and thou just need to apologise

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@TobiFrenzen Liz Truss. There is no collective so no noun needed. She is Liz Truss. They is Liz Truss. And even she looks a little bit undecided at the moment.

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@kala_manchester @GaryUsher_ @GeorgeHouseTrst Hey @kala_manchester I can’t be there but please DM me so I can make sure that John and Gary get a couple of Proud as Punch cocktails on me before they
set off to flirt with the great and gay of the North West

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@domjoly @baboonbrand @trussliz Bloody autocorrect got you there again @domjoly I think you meant cunting?

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@EstherMcVey1 Can we have this as a % of the overall civil service budget please? Can we also have, for comparison, the same % for the best performing corporates of compatible or certainly very significant size? While you’re at it, let’s see your work as minster to drive this out. No? 🤷‍♂️

[Brendan May @bmay]

This is the Britain I’d turn up to defend. 🇬🇧

[Tom Knight @TJ_Knight]

Horrible to hear about Ann Widdecombe. Nothing has happened, it’s just always awful to hear about her.

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@NadineDorries @c4 What a duo. Eff me if you’ve got a single valid opinion between you

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@EstherMcVey1 Did you send help?

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@jessphillips She would also, without a doubt, be proud of you and everything you stand for. You embody bold and informed politics, debate and the power of difference to achieve great things. If she’s anywhere, you can guarantee everyone around her is sick of hearing about ‘our Jess’ ❤️

[Carbosaurus @carbosaurus]

A funny but horrifying reminder of why we can never be flippant about the threat from the far right.

[Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی @ShappiKhorsandi]

Reform have done so well. They've convinced a lot of people that their struggles in life are because a Somalian family have got some foodbank vouchers. What a world.

[@[email protected] @mrchrisaddison]

Beeb have got Rees-Mogg on. Might have to turn Sky on or just stab my foot with a kebab stick till he's gone.