Used Car Salesman

thoughts and feelings from the half of me that’s white trash

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

Boomer cultural dominance is so bad that you can watch your own son drop 45 to win the NBA Finals and immediately start talking about some guy from the 90s

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Craziest stat for me

The Knicks had the #1, #3, and #5 biggest comeback wins in NBA Finals history

In the same Finals

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Courtside at MSG is funny because it’s like beloved former Knicks star from the ‘90s next to an insanely famous actor next to the CEO of a company that turns orphans into AI data center liquid coolant.

[tal @sidd_f1nch]

This is the Knicks hidden advantage. Parks in walkable cities to Wemby are the equivalent of strip clubs to Harden. Surprised he hasn’t missed a game playing chess in Union Square

[Nick @NickZararis]

Vintage sports apparel is 100000X better than the fanatics slop we get today

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

KNICKS FANS: “oh boy, I can’t wait to enjoy the first NBA Finals Game at MSG in almost thirty years!”

THE CITY’S PRIMORDIAL SIN, RETURNING IN FESTERING DECADENCE LIKE A DORMANT PLAGUE AWAKENING TO ONCE AGAIN BATHE THE STREETS IN PESTILENCE:

[Murray 🇺🇸 @Rothbard1776]

You are being robbed blind by an international cabal of central bankers, corporate oligarchs and their puppets who occupy positions in both the government and the private sector.

[J. Holt the Illustrator @jholtillus]

I whine about this regularly, but the US had regional cultures with interesting names and mass media destroyed it, melding the whole country into a gray average.

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

You lied about Iraq, no one trusts you.

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

timmy used to hang outisde msg tryna get frank ntilikina's autograph that knicks chip meaning more to him than an oscar

[Britni Danielle @BritniDWrites]

Charles Oakley got the last laugh on Dolan. He got to be in the building to see the Knicks win a championship.

Salute.

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

Quasi Streisand Effect. Like, the reflecting pool may not have been great b4 Trump decided to hand 13 million of our tax dollars to a pool company that had done work for him in the past but b/c he never shut the fuck up about how great it would look, now everyone is focused on it

[Kentucky Statesman @ky_statesman]

The United States of Israel.

[Margaret Henzig @MargaretHenzig]

EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF CONGRESS, no matter if they’re Republican or Democrat, needs to be charged with ESPIONAGE if they support &/or approve of this “merger”

[Brian 🍄 @Is_Not_Brian]

This is literally an Israeli, why the fuck does she care about Texas. Their explicit goal is to incite race war in your country. Are you really going to dance for these people?

[Sacra @FAUXOTHER]

We used to bully Israeli kids by going on Wikipedia and reading through the history. I shit you not

[Burner @BurnerDontask]

Most class conscious American

[Noweez @Brewin07]

Write a scripture on your hat every game then? Not just pride night. Curry wrote it on his shoe every game

Otherwise, it’s just performative atp…you just want to display what u hate more than because u love God

[Cole Sandick🌹🇵🇸🇺🇦🇸🇩 @ColeSandick]

The idea that it’s antisemitic to hate pedophile elites is the final boss of liberal identity politics. They finally found the most radical, whacko, voter repellent, bootlicking take you could possibly come up with. Bravo. The anti-antisemitism warriors are so dangerously inept.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

Musk is the leading example of an illegal immigrant living off public welfare in human history and the man spends every day pretending the real problem is a woman cleaning motel rooms in West Murfreesboro

Our species has let this evil man prosper and we will pay the price for it