Carl

[Carl @carcar1113]

@sybogames Why does it keep freezing up on me subway surfers

[My Drunk Story @TheDrunkStory]

The way she ate you up in 2secs in legendary 🤣 😢 🤣 🤣

[My Drunk Story @TheDrunkStory]

"You want a rip?"

[Carl @carcar1113]

@jasminericegirl @TylerDrummond A woman? No a woman sex worker. This kind of torment comes with the job. You should of known this before you made an onlyfans.

[Felon Degeneres @_alyssssssac]

“You gon look so pretty with my dick in your mouth”

Me:

[My Drunk Story @TheDrunkStory]

Close enough 😅

[My Drunk Story @TheDrunkStory]

Go white bird go! 🕺

[My Drunk Story @TheDrunkStory]

I don't need a pet raccoon, I don't need a pet raccoon, I don't need a pet rac-

[My Drunk Story @TheDrunkStory]

Tell me your dog is spoiled without telling me your dog is spoiled

[Micky Holla @JumpShiveSlim13]

Man this video had me weak! 😂

[beeple @beeple]

THANK YOU 🖤

[psloveashx @Ashleykoffi4]

me to my private story....

[Cartoon Network @cartoonnetwork]

Gumball. Movie. In. Development. That’s it, that’s the tweet. 👋🎤

[br_betting @br_betting]

Me after making 237 prop bets today

[Squidz イカ 🦑 @SQUlDZ]

The person in the next aisle minding their business but suddenly hearing “AYE THAT WAS YOU?”