Karkat Vantas

FOLLOW ME, ALL YOU INSIGNIFICANT ASSHOLES.

[Karkat Vantas @carcinoGenetics]

HEY IDIOTS, I DON'T EVEN USE THIS ACCOUNT ANYMORE. I CANNOT BEGIN TO FATHOM WHY I'M STILL GETTING NEW FOLLOWERS. STOP.

[Karkat Vantas @carcinoGenetics]

@ADIOSTOREADOR WOW, FRIEND CODES, REALLY? AS IF I NEEDED ANY MORE PROOF YOU DO NOTHING BUT PLAY GAMES FOR GIRLS ALL DAY.

[Karkat Vantas @carcinoGenetics]

@ADIOSTOREADOR TAVROS IS A #GRUBFUCKER. THAT WILL ALSO HELP. YOU'RE RIGHT, IT FEELS NICE TO CONTRIBUTE TO A DATABASE OF BULLSHIT.

[Karkat Vantas @carcinoGenetics]

@ADIOSTOREADOR AND WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT OF SUMMARIZING THE MESSAGE? IT SHOULD BE OBVIOUS TO ANY GRUBFUCKER WITH A BRAIN. #ANGRYTWEET

[Karkat Vantas @carcinoGenetics]

@ADIOSTOREADOR YOU CAN TRY TO EMULATE ALL I'VE GOT GOING ON HERE, BUT YOU WILL FAIL HORRIBLY AT IT AND YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T EVEN BOTHER.

[Karkat Vantas @carcinoGenetics]

@ADIOSTOREADOR AND WHEN I SAY "NORMAL" IN REFERENCE TO ME, I MEAN THAT I'M COMPLETELY ABOVE AVERAGE IN EVERY WAY.

[Karkat Vantas @carcinoGenetics]

@ADIOSTOREADOR YOU SERIOUSLY USED ONE OF THOSE FUCKING HASH THINGS? WHAT THE FUCK, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TALK LIKE A NORMAL TROLL LIKE ME.

[Karkat Vantas @carcinoGenetics]

@4EVACAPRICIOUS START WITH PEOPLE YOU GENUINELY DISLIKE AND WORK YOUR WAY UP TO EVERYBODY. YOU FUCKING CLOWN.

[Karkat Vantas @carcinoGenetics]

@4EVACAPRICIOUS WHAT? OH GOD, WHAT IS ALL THIS? HOLY SHIT @KARCINOGENESIST WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU/ME?

[Karkat Vantas @carcinoGenetics]

@KARCINOGENESIST UM, FUCK. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU OR ME OR WHATEVER DOING GETTING YOURSELF NEARLY KILLED?

[Karkat Vantas @carcinoGenetics]

@SPIDER8ITE HONESTLY, I'M PRETTY FUCKING CONFUSED AS WELL. I WONDER IF @KARCINOGENESIST WOULD EVEN BE ABLE TO VISIT YOU.

[Karkat Vantas @carcinoGenetics]

@KARCINOGENESIST WAIT WHAT THE FUCK?

[Karkat Vantas @carcinoGenetics]

ANYONE TRYING TO "HOOK ME UP" OR WHATEVER WITH SOME OTHER TROLL SHOULD PROBABLY JUST STEP THE FUCK DOWN CUZ YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ROMANCE

[Karkat Vantas @carcinoGenetics]

@SPIDER8ITE OH WAIT YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A BITCH. GUESS NOT EVEN AN EXPLOSION CAN STOP YOUR OVERPOWERING BITCHINESS LEVEL.

[Karkat Vantas @carcinoGenetics]

@SPIDER8ITE LIKE HALF OF OUR GROUP IS CRIPPLED, AND NONE OF THEM BECAME GIGANTIC BITCHES LIKE YOU.

[Karkat Vantas @carcinoGenetics]

@SPIDER8ITE IF YOU THINK YOUR CRIPPLE ARM MAKES YOU SPECIAL YOU SHOULD PROBABLY THINK AGAIN.

[Karkat Vantas @carcinoGenetics]

APPARENTLY YOU ALL FINALLY DECIDED TO LISTEN TO ME. EVERYONE WOULD AGREE THAT TROLL WILL SMITH IS THE GREATEST, RIGHT?

[Karkat Vantas @carcinoGenetics]

WHAT THE HELL IS THE DEAL HERE? EVERYONE IS SUDDENLY INTERESTED IN ROMANCE. I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU GUYS IT'S AWESOME TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT.

[Karkat Vantas @carcinoGenetics]

@4EVACAPRICIOUS THOSE WERE SERIOUSLY TERRIBLE RAPS, AND I HONESTLY HOPE YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN.

[Karkat Vantas @carcinoGenetics]

@4EVACAPRICIOUS OH LOOK, HERE IS SOME TIME. AWESOME, THANKS FOR THE FREE TIME, KARKAT. YOU'RE WELCOME.