KARKAT VANTAS

Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. You have played a GAME which has resulted in the birth of a NEW WORLD, a COMBINATION of the two universes lost to the FIRST SESSION.

[KARKAT VANTAS @carcinoKat]

@growinggreenies JOHN'S SHOWING ME A MAGIC TRICK. IT'S GOING GOOD SO FAR, BUT IF HE PULLS OUT A PENCIL, I'M CALLING IT QUITS.

[KARKAT VANTAS @carcinoKat]

@growinggreenies NOTHING MUCH. JOHN SAYS HI.

[KARKAT VANTAS @carcinoKat]

@growinggreenies YES I AM WITH JOHN.

[KARKAT VANTAS @carcinoKat]

@growinggreenies HE'S HIS OWN GODDAMNED PERSON, AS AM I. WE AREN'T JOINED AT THE PROTRUDING SIDEBONE.

[KARKAT VANTAS @carcinoKat]

@growinggreenies WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME WHEREVER I AM, I'M WITH JOHN?

[KARKAT VANTAS @carcinoKat]

@growinggreenies OH, HEY, WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG. I FIGURED YOU'D SEE THIS COMING AND BE THE FIRST ONE ON HERE.

[KARKAT VANTAS @carcinoKat]

OF THE FOREST.

[KARKAT VANTAS @carcinoKat]

MADE IT OUT.

[KARKAT VANTAS @carcinoKat]

THE GOOD NEWS IS I MADE OUT LAST NIGHT.

[KARKAT VANTAS @carcinoKat]

HAHAHA VERY FUNNY JOHN! I AM NOT FUCKING LOST. I AM PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK WITH THE EXIT OF THE FOREST. BIG FUCKING DIFFERENCE.

[KARKAT VANTAS @carcinoKat]

I AM GOING TO CUT DOWN EVERY FUCKING TREE

[KARKAT VANTAS @carcinoKat]

ALL THE TREES LOOK THE FUCKING SAME HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET OUT OF HERE

[KARKAT VANTAS @carcinoKat]

WHY DOES THIS PLANET HAVE SO MANY FUCKING TREES

[KARKAT VANTAS @carcinoKat]

@ghosttricks WOULD YOU HAVE, JOHN. WOULD YOU HAVE REALLY.

[KARKAT VANTAS @carcinoKat]

@ghosttricks BULLSHIT. WE'VE PLAYED TOO MUCH LEFT 4 DEAD FOR YOU TO WIMP OUT ON ME.

[KARKAT VANTAS @carcinoKat]

@ghosttricks HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO, I WAS NEVER UP THAT EARLY BEFORE.

[KARKAT VANTAS @carcinoKat]

THERE AREN'T ANY WALKING UNDEAD IN THIS UNIVERSE. I FUCKING SHARPENED MY SCYTHES FOR NOTHING.

[KARKAT VANTAS @carcinoKat]

@ghosttricks SO I GOT UP WHEN IT WAS STILL DARK AND WENT EXPLORING UNTIL SUNRISE.

[KARKAT VANTAS @carcinoKat]

@ghosttricks I THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT THE WHOLE WAKING UP WITH THE EARTH SUN THING.

[KARKAT VANTAS @carcinoKat]

@ghosttricks <3 THERE.