Patrick Carden

A wanderer. A wonderer. A Jesusist. A Gracist. A lover of ALL people.

[Patrick Carden @cardenpd]

Picture taken from my porch. The circle is where @FedEx left a pkg. Do better @FedEx. Do better.

[Patrick Carden @cardenpd]

Can we please stop spiritualizing and politicizing natural disasters? Stuff happens. People suffer. We should help. Period.

[Patrick Carden @cardenpd]

It's the year of the tiger. This would be a wonderful thing for Las Vegas. Please approve this @tsegerblom.

[Clark County Nevada @ClarkCountyNV]

#Reminder #ComingUp tonight at 5:30pm - Cmsr. @tsegerblom will host a virtual town hall meeting to hear questions and concerns about a proposal for a magic and illusion show with tigers just east of the Las #Vegas Strip.

See info below on joining the @Webex meeting.
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[Patrick Carden @cardenpd]

Hello December and welcome. If you don't act better than previous months I'm going to throat punch you.

[Patrick Carden @cardenpd]

Maybe that "no" you got isn't a rejection as much as it is a redirection.

[Patrick Carden @cardenpd]

@Macys Although I've been pleased for the most part when doing business with you, your internet furniture sales process leaves a lot to be desired. #disappointedcustomer

[Patrick Carden @cardenpd]

I woke up this morning and could breath. Apparently to some people that right shouldn't be afforded to all people and that's sickening. To those in the black community, I'm sorry. I see you and I love you all.

[Patrick Carden @cardenpd]

Laundry and M&M'S are the only things that should be separated by color. #racism #endracism

[Patrick Carden @cardenpd]

There are so many jokes and memes being spread about Coronavirus that it’s about to become a pundemic.

[Patrick Carden @cardenpd]

Hey states that have beaches covered with spring breakers, will you all just go ahead and quarantine all of those jacklegs? They like the beach so much, a few more weeks separated from society won't hurt them.

[Patrick Carden @cardenpd]

You know what the problem with this country is? We haven't had a bearded President in 127 years!

[Patrick Carden @cardenpd]

Don't sit at a table where you have to bring your own chair. Go where you are celebrated, not tolerated.

[Patrick Carden @cardenpd]

You can’t constantly be bitter and expect to have a sweet life.

[Patrick Carden @cardenpd]

Maybe if I burn a candle that smells like cooler weather, it will feel cooler.

[Patrick Carden @cardenpd]

For Jesus, there are no countries to be conquered, no ideologies to be imposed, no people to be dominated. There are only children, women and men to be loved. - Henri Nouwen

[Patrick Carden @cardenpd]

Mindful or mind full - it's your choice. #BeHereNow