chicken poggersan

Ah beans, where is that frog o mine?

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If the new Pokémon game actually takes place in the UK then team rocket should just be the IRA

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Getting knuckle tattoos that say “women in STEM”

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Could Taylor Swift’s career survive a “slur era”? Let me know in the comments

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Why is this girl from the Hulu H&R Block commercial dressed like Wario

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Every TV show should have an episode where every character gets one (1) ninja star. But if they kills someone else they get their ninja star. I think it would improve all shows immediately.

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

how’s this make you feel white boy

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.@Keurig watch this space

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Why can’t keurigs make chili? I would much prefer if they did

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@dew_doer

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This is how I listen to Yankee Doodle Dandy

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I’m running ‘clave twitter these days

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John Lithgow in Conclave

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BREAKING: I’m being canceled for simony

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BREAKING: I’m being canceled for simony

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I refer to Conclave (2024) as ‘clave for short. Because I’m a big ‘clave guy.

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I had a dream I saw Elon Musk at the Renaissance faire and he ignored me. Selling my Tesla literally this afternoon.

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Idk how the chicken bake IPA will work but I will make it work

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Currently brainstorming a brewery where every beer is inspired by the Costco guys. Watch this space for more

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The Phillies in the 2022 playoffs
vs
The Phillies ever since

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Sid Meier’s Parkour Civilization

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Swiftie gf, Mustafa Kemal Atatürk bf