Cardi-Yo

Snarking on all things Bravo, 90 Days and The Bachelor/Bachelorette

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Heather legit turning her return to #RHOC into an episode of MTV Cribs and I’m not mad about it.

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@Andy For Larsa: Did Kim Kardashian give you the same list of plastic surgeons that she gave to Cardi B? Girl, we know that butt isn’t real!
Jamie from Vermont

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Below Deck without @capthlr is like Christmas without Santa #BelowDeck

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Marlo when Diana offers to donate her designer dresses to Marlo’s charity #RHOA #RHOBH

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@ChaosHousewives She does scan the elderly so that tracks…

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Emily’s autobiography #90dayfiance

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Kobe better get used to shoveling s**t because he’s marrying the biggest piece of s**t on #90DayFiance

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I’m guessing Ari isn’t a Taylor Swift fan… #90DayFiance

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No one:

Absolutely no one:

Bilal:
#90DayFiance

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Bilal be pulling some Amber Heard s**t claiming abuse #90DayFiance

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Ari wants to show Bini why she is the way that she is? She going to show him a plastic surgeon office?
#90DayFiance

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Would love to see Ashley play a game of would you rather: Gary or title of second stew #BelowDeckSailing

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What a role reversal it must be for Gary to be embarrassed about hooking up with a girl and that girl not being embarrassed for hooking up with him #belowdecksailing

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The “hot stove” Scarlett shouldn’t touch, but totally will after a few drinks
#belowdecksailing

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I’d be more concerned with whose d**k has been in Ralph’s mouth #RHOA

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KEEP MY HUSBAND’S NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH! #RHOA

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You know Dorit experienced some real trauma for her to show up to Kyle’s in a gray sweatsuit. #rhobh

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Sutton is coming in hot. She might want to consider hiring body guards again after Erika sees this… #rhobh

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Charter guest: Is that the Captain? He’s a little fellow. #belowdecksailing

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I’m right there with you girl #90DayFiance

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@queensofbravo Production doing the lord’s work

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Bilal: First impressions are everything.

Also Bilal:
#90DayFiance