Scoot

Enjoys a good story whether it's in a one on one or around gaming table...and Blue Moon. He/Him. BLM

[Brian Rosenworcel @bowl_of_worcel]

If you steal a paint chip it's 10 years in prison but take what you want from our Capitol, that's worth a pardon.

[Goad Gatsby @GoadGatsby]

This is sad. We are seeing a disappearance of 3rd spaces. Some young people enjoyed harassing the multi level marketing religious fanatics and now the public is denied the opportunity of being misled into revealing their extortable information through dianetics.

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Iran Deal By Obama:
•Strait of Hormuz open for free
•Iran limits Uranium enrichment
•Iran agrees to make no nuclear weapons
•Iran allows Int'l inspectors to ensure compliance
•Inspectors confirm Iran's full compliance

Iran Ceasefire By Trump:
•Strait of Hormuz closed, only open for $2M Per Ship
•Iran makes no guarantee of limit on uranium enrichment
•Iran makes no guarantee of no nuclear weapons
•Iran makes no guarantee to allow Int'l inspectors

MAGA: Trump Playing 5D Chess! Art Of The Deal!!

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE McDONALD’S CEO MEETS A BURGER FOR THE FIRST TIME

A guy watches the clip of McDonalds CEO Chris Kempczinski and absolutely dismantles it.

“Tested in Portugal… Germany… Canada… may even be fit for human consumption.”

Then the bite.

Awkward grip.
Measured chew.
“That will be enough of the product for me, thank you.”

The burger barely changes shape.

“This man does NOT eat McDonald’s.”
“He looks like he’s presenting it to investors.”

He sells it to billions.
He eats it like a prototype.

Does this look authentic to you?

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

Imagine being such a sycophant that you rate your fascist boss as having the best presidential year ever, even though in October 1962, armageddon was prevented by YOUR UNCLE and YOUR DAD. What an ungrateful little shit.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

-$33 BILLION in military aid over 2 years
-$45 MILLION every day
-$144/month per every 🇮🇱 citizen from 🇺🇸

As 🇮🇱 has free health care, free college, subsidized child care… and we do not.

Study: https://t.co/doHaG2vuF6

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

Marge out here making an uncomfortable amount of sense. #TrumpShutdown #TrumpHealthCareTax #MedicareForAll

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

“Have you given any more thought to suspending habeas corpus?”

TRUMP: “Suspending who?” 🤷🏼

Aaand scene.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Trump: “War-ravaged” Portland is “burning to the ground.”

Portland last night:

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Good boy @charliekirk11. Very good boy. Protect the Deep State elites at all costs.

[Scoot @cardonis2]

@RepBresnahan @DrOzCMS So why did yoh dump your stock?

[i like food @messedupfoods]

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[Scoot @cardonis2]

@Progresso look what I found in one of my soup cans. The shit man?

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

I know why.

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

Happy 86th birthday 🎂 Sir Ian McKellen!

[Scoot @cardonis2]

@RJTomascik EA should make a game serious out of this