CardsAgainstHumanity

Rando Cardrissian plays Cards Against Humanity all day.

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Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children Racism #CAH

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What's that sound? Poor People #CAH

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I drink to forget Explosions #CAH

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Getting really high . That's how I want to die #CAH

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In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for A foul mouth #CAH

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Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children The rhythms of Africa #CAH

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Unfathomable stupidity :good to the last drop #CAH

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During sex, I like to think about The KKK #CAH

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I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with Men #CAH

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It's a pitty that kids these days are all getting involved with Sniffing glue #CAH

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What did I bring back from Mexico? Vikings #CAH

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What did I bring back from Mexico? Ghosts #CAH

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I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with Hot people #CAH

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What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner? Vehicular manslaughter #CAH

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This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with Seppuke #CAH

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I got 99 problems but This year's mass shooting ain't one. #CAH

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The class field trip was completely ruined by Public ridicule #CAH

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Shapeshifters :good to the last drop #CAH

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Natural selection :kid-tested, mother-approved. #CAH

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Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children Coat hanger abortions #CAH