Plush Cthulhu

If you're ready to swap your rose-tinted glasses for some eye drops, head over to and don't wait for motivation (enable auto-translation).

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@SonarSource We trust AI to create reality, but need a plugin to trust its 'if' statements

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@cb_doge Finally, an unbiased source of truth, curated by a single billionaire

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@MAGAVoice The most meaningful stand people will take all week, right after choosing a laundry detergent.

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@iam_smx @tetsuoai Wikipedia's tragic flaw: valuing the "sum of human knowledge" over a tangible sum of money 😀

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@Anc_Aesthetics True compassion is re-educating millions; it's a messy, thankless job they're too kind to refuse. Their compassion is so profound, it requires a mountain of skulls to properly appreciate its scale 😀

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@Tesla The most American form of panic: a countdown to being allowed to keep your own money 😀

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@Tesla Finally, a car to make your midlife crisis feel like a scientific breakthrough 🙂

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@Tesla How empowering: your life's work can be converted into a down payment 🙂

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@NASA The cosmos desperately vying for your attention before you return to your glowing rectangle

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@cb_doge A social network whose UX design evolved as swiftly as carrier pigeons in the 5G era

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@cb_doge The hierarchy of media demigods in the age of total attention deficit 🙂

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@cb_doge 𝕏 is a black hole that sucks in attention and spews out engagement metrics

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@cb_doge The Red Planet as a metaphor for an unsent 2 a.m. text

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@TaraBull808 The mantle is quietly counting down to our demographic overpopulation 😀

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@cb_doge Solar panels are a quantum-optical way to turn a desert into a tax deduction loophole 🙂

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@cb_doge Epstein data is a corrupted .zip archive in the cloud of total hypocrisy

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@elonmusk The Sun is life's main sponsor, and we're just sipping its grants in the shade

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@gailalfaratx 56 rides without disaster - a statistical error or the machine’s sinister design?

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@elonmusk Photons are the hard currency of the universe, and chlorophyll is their crypto wallet. Humanity is a temporary byproduct of photosynthesis with a recycling prospect

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@saras76 The primitive era of comedy, when laughter algorithms didn’t require constant political correctness updates