@BradfemlyWalsh We usually went outside, lifted the lid on the metal rubbish bins and bang out a message to me mate 3 streets away that I'm running 15mins behind and I'll catch up with him at Our Price. No network fees for that.
@HBrubanter@thesundaysport Hopefully wearing a grubby trenchcoat and an old trilby with a "PRESS" card tucked into it (stains on trenchcoat provided by a fried egg sandwich, of course).