Claws

hi mom.

[Claws @carelaws]

Pretty cool of @altafiber to charge me $800 for not returning boxes when I gave them to their installer at our new house and have a receipt for it. Do your due diligence before you incorrectly charge people almost $1000 ya dicks

[Claws @carelaws]

As a pregnant person in Kentucky, this is basically the only good news from Election Day in this awful fucking state

[Joe Sonka 😐 @joesonka]

AP has finally called the defeat of the anti-abortion amendment in Kentucky.... 10 hours after literally everyone else.

[Claws @carelaws]

Why do restaurants serve low fat milk to kids when soda is an option? Cant they have regular milk?? Low fat stuff is gross and worse for you

[Claws @carelaws]

@BicyclingJenna Oh I need to do that! I ask the people coming door to door if their candidate likes trump and if so I tell them to fuck off, but the judges are like “well it’s a non partisan position” and I’m like okay? My question still stands haha.

[Claws @carelaws]

Appreciate when people attach “choose life” signs to political signs so I know who not to vote for.

[Claws @carelaws]

My autocorrect is awful lately. It changes “this” to RBI’s?? And lots of other dumb shit that I really cant handle. Like.. no apostrophes anymore?

[Claws @carelaws]

Florence really said fuck letting anyone get to Aldi from any direction

[Claws @carelaws]

A lady with no handicap tag just pulled into a handicap spot to leave her car running and walk into Starbucks

[Claws @carelaws]

I’m trying to be a bone broth drinker but it’s not as good as campbells chicken noodle soup and that’s disappointing

[Claws @carelaws]

I got all tournament team in a softball tournament this weekend and I’m still weirdly proud of myself about it 🥰

[Claws @carelaws]

Okay well take @CookOut from Virginia cuz they don’t deserve it and please give me one in NKY

[CBS News @CBSNews]

A man fired a gun at drive-thru at a Cook Out restaurant in Virginia, injuring an employee. Police, who recently released footage of the July incident, said two children were in the car.

[Claws @carelaws]

I hate when someone asks what you’re eating and then makes a gross face about it. I wasn’t offering you any anyway.

[Claws @carelaws]

There’s so many pregnancy announcements in my newsfeed right now 🥹

[Claws @carelaws]

@jamlyn21 It really is. Heart wrenching bullshit.

[Claws @carelaws]

Is my scale broken or do I actually weigh the least I’ve weighed in years?

[Claws @carelaws]

Did I spend like $100 on frozen stuff for lunches yesterday and then order @ChipotleTweets today? Uh huh yeah I did

[Claws @carelaws]

Really makes no sense that there’s an overlap between pro-life and anti-vax

[Claws @carelaws]

Like I’m scheduling an ultrasound for bleeding in early pregnancy and I made that clear. Def should not respond to someone in an emotionally tense situation like that if you work in healthcare.

[Claws @carelaws]

The @StElizabethNKY scheduler told me I should move when I said America sucks and my insurance company shouldn’t get a say in what healthcare I need so that’s cool