Michael Breisch

1 kid, occasionally funny.

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@coleruudjohnson Bot

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Henry McMaster appoints Henry McMaster Jr or Pam Evette to Grahams Senate seat. Calling it now.

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July is tomorrow? Time flies when your life is falling apart.

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Nothing makes me trust a marketing company less than watching them hold a lapel mic in their hand. Brother, that thing came with a clip for a reason.

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@Trenciarte with https://t.co/VMLgmuNV4E you can choose audio source. so I'm watching the game while listening to Ben call the game.

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The only vaccine for the Hannah Montana Virus is more cowbell.

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Of course the Hannah Montana virus is going to try and ruin the summer.

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Oil prices plunge 12% after Iran says Strait of Hormuz is open for commercial vessels.

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Claude is down...

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@SpencerRush Someone being obnoxious

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Got Ric flair sitting next to me at TSO. High as a kite and just woooo wooooing

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Not Carson Beck choking in a playoff game

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Zachariah Branch has officially declared for the NFL Draft.

In his lone season at Georgia:
🐶 81 Receptions (School Record)
💨 The most electric playmaker in CFB

He walked into Athens, rewrote the record book, and is gone.

Top 15 lock? 👇
#GoDawgs #NFLDraft #GeorgiaFootball

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Folks…
If you need 600 months to afford something…
You don’t need it.
You need a mirror, a budget, and some grown-man decisions.

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Arch is back!

#arch #arch4heisman #HookEm

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The Pickens magistrate court smells like Mountain Dew, Marlboros, and bad decisions.

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Pete Hegseth preaching the gospel

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Mikey McCoy will be someone to watch in the future.

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Let’s be real… “Dabo” might be the dumbest name in college football.
Fits perfect though — because right now, his coaching looks just as dumb.

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“Dabo” was for trophies. “William” is for excuses.