Ben Dover

dirty dan

[Ben Dover @carelesspotatoe]

This is good. Things are great.

[Pengu @Penguxn]

how it feels to vent on your priv account

[Ted Nivison @TedNivison]

i lived bitch

[Schlatt @jschlatt]

Rest in peace, Ted. You were a damn good friend and an even better podcast host. Such a shame you had to die today

[soul @soulrev2]

nah cause if an elephant was in a room u gotta figure that shit out immediately

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Speak simply, kitten. You know daddy is at his intellectual limit

[Navie ⚢ ･ﾟ: STEPH DAY || #1 MTR STAN @lxv_swift13]

what if trumps mom just sold him to one direction

[delani ❤️‍🔥 @delaniraeann]

the timeline is absolute gold right now. at worst this was a really fun practice run

[delani ❤️‍🔥 @delaniraeann]

don’t forget to leave cookies out for the grim reaper tonight 🥰

[ems 🍂 @atotalposer]

THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD

[Ben Dover @carelesspotatoe]

I need someone who knows and understands the vibe to photoshop neon wings onto the vanillamace photos

[⋆.·★ ℱₗₒᵣₐ ★·.⋆ @_pix3lpixi3]

do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not

[TK🍉| commissions closed @CrazySadAzn]

“I asked chatgpt” yeah well I asked the gay people in my phone and they said you’re a bitch ass loser

[shar @sharloola]

no i actually noticed that social cue i just don’t know what to do with it

[Case @Cactuscali19912]

Oh you want me to work....in December? When there's sugar plum fairies dancing and chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Get real.

[garshmo @garshmo]

Girls knit cause they are spiders

[iconnorpop @iconnnorpop]

we are in a crisis of people just not sitting in their assigned seats at AMC theaters