carlito

tech enthusiast | dog owner

[carlito @carellano96]

Life imitates art imitates life @NJGov

[carlito @carellano96]

How many grams of protein are there in a sunny day and brunch with friends

[carlito @carellano96]

I’m on this app for 10 seconds again and see this, I’m out

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Happy International Fake Oppression Day to everyone who wants complete strangers to know they don't fancy a shag.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Trump shut off Medicaid.

[Steven Fulop @StevenFulop]

Gov Murphy… this is out of touch. You have potential ICE Raids as the Governor of the most diverse state in the country, you have potential attacks on the LGBtQ community, you have a president that doesn’t prioritize the environment…. And you prioritize congestion pricing which is really you mostly fighting for the richest 2% of the ppl that can afford to drive their personal vehicles to NYC daily and pay $1000 per month additional to park

[carlito @carellano96]

off this app, going to Bluesky https://t.co/udMIIQO3AD

[carlito @carellano96]

@JustinBrannan The R train line runs under 4th Avenue with many pedestrians having to cross it to get to the subway, yet it remains a dangerous crossing. We must prioritize solutions to make this street safer for pedestrians.

https://t.co/Gyf44eFDFn

[carlito @carellano96]

@levelsio my friend showed me hoodmaps but nyc doesn’t load anywhere 🙁

[carlito @carellano96]

All that for section 116? Not even club renaissance tickets are this bad

[carlito @carellano96]

@themelsig at least play GOOD music like A Little Bit Longer

[carlito @carellano96]

As much as media glorifies it, people who use their laptops on NYC public transportation stress me out

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

MAGA Logic:
-Abortion: Govt Ban
-Marijuana: Govt Ban
-Drag shows: Govt Ban
-Immigration: Govt Ban
-Dialogue on racism: Govt Ban
-Books by Black & LGBTQ authors: Govt Ban
-Tobacco (kills 480K Americans annually including from 2nd hand smoke): Dems are nanny-state authoritarian!!🤬

[carlito @carellano96]

Why do conservatives think this is a gotcha moment? Yes unsurprisingly people who commit crimes should be punished by the law, trump or otherwise

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

The Dems took their shot and it was a huge miss. Now Republicans need to come back with a solid criminal case against one of theirs. Hit them hard and do it now.

[carlito @carellano96]

The way this budget is looking imma have to cancel fun for the remainder of March

[carlito @carellano96]

bring 👏 back 👏 precedented 👏 times 👏

[carlito @carellano96]

Wait do you seriously think THAT is the problem with American education

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

You wanna have the best educated workforce, stop allowing drag queens to teach them twerking and how many gender options they can pick from

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

How To Stop Being Emotionally Reactive:

[carlito @carellano96]

This song is peak White Lotus vibes and no one can tell me otherwise

[carlito @carellano96]

living our best lives

[carlito @carellano96]

Pleading that 2023 is peaceful

[carlito @carellano96]

I told chatgpt to write me a tweet (above) that would get me 1000+ likes, mission sadly not accomplished

[carlito @carellano96]

Just tried the new vegan burger at our favorite restaurant and it was delicious! So glad to have more plant-based options available. #vegan #burger #foodporn