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Michael Scott
@carellquotes
The Office quotes from the genius that is Michael Scott.
Dunder Mifflin, Scranton PA
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Michael Scott
@carellquotes
almost 11 years ago
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake.
#theoffice
Michael Scott
@carellquotes
almost 11 years ago
Friends joke with one another. "Hey, um, you're poor." "Well hey, your mom is dead." That's what friends do. It's...you're so white, Toby.
Michael Scott
@carellquotes
almost 11 years ago
You expect to get screwed by your company, but you never expect to get screwed by your girlfriend.
#theoffice
Michael Scott
@carellquotes
almost 11 years ago
Michael: What is the most inspiring thing I ever said to you? Dwight: 'Don't be an idiot.' Changed my life.
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Michael Scott
@carellquotes
almost 11 years ago
A penis, when seen in the right context, is the most wonderful sight for a woman, but in the wrong context, it is like a monster movie.
Michael Scott
@carellquotes
almost 11 years ago
M: I am going to steal all of your clients. And then I am going to kill them in front of you. Pam: Michael! M: I'm just getting hardcore.
Michael Scott
@carellquotes
almost 11 years ago
Michael: Well, I ran down Meredith in my car. Ryan: Ohhhh. Did you do this on purpose? Michael: No. I was being negligent.
Michael Scott
@carellquotes
almost 11 years ago
If I step on a mine in Scranton, Pennsylvania and die, you can have my job, okay?
#theoffice
Michael Scott
@carellquotes
almost 11 years ago
Holly thinks that this relationship is over... I am not going to give up that easy. I am going to make this way harder than it needs to be.
Michael Scott
@carellquotes
almost 11 years ago
I'm fast. I'm very fast. I am like Forrest Gump, except I am not an idiot.
#theoffice
Michael Scott
@carellquotes
almost 11 years ago
But I'm sort of an expert at Photoshop, so it turned out fine in the end.
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Michael Scott
@carellquotes
almost 11 years ago
Creed: We're screwed. Michael: Who is? Creed: Us. You, me. The old-timers. Michael: I am not old. You are old. You are like a hundred.
Michael Scott
@carellquotes
almost 11 years ago
Wikipedia... Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.
Michael Scott
@carellquotes
almost 11 years ago
Michael: Pam, please clear my phone lines. Pam: Certainly. Beep-boop bee-boop-boop beep beep beep boop. Okay, clear.
#theoffice
Michael Scott
@carellquotes
almost 11 years ago
Dwight: What is the greatest danger facing Dunder Mifflin? Ryan: Outsourcing and consolidation of competition. Dwight: Wrong. Flash floods.
Michael Scott
@carellquotes
almost 11 years ago
Michael: Sounds like a good dentist. What's his name? (long pause) Dwight: ...Crentist. Michael: Your dentist's name is Crentist.
#theoffice
Michael Scott
@carellquotes
almost 11 years ago
Dwight: Jim, could you please inform Andy Bernard that he is being shunned? Jim: Andy, Dwight says welcome back and he could use a hug.
Michael Scott
@carellquotes
almost 11 years ago
I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like this, compulsive, need, to be liked. Like my need to be praised.
#theoffice
Michael Scott
@carellquotes
almost 11 years ago
Dwight: What's the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks? Stanley: The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.
#theoffice
Michael Scott
@carellquotes
almost 11 years ago
Dwight betrayed me once before. So this is strike two. You know what they say, fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice...strike three.
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