Caroline Hylton

Rather inclined to giggle; doesn't put things away.

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"Those who jest for a living possess a resolve that media conglomerates, major law firms and elite universities seem to lack." https://t.co/rCwA2s225Z via @MSNBC

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I'm not sure what I'm most disgusted by: the weaponization of the FCC to silence innocuous criticism of a petty despot, ABC showing the spine and balls of a
castrated jellyfish, or that I'm currently defending the insipid, unfunny cockwomble that is Jimmy  Kimmel.

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@AntonioBelisle @LeighGiangreco In the city, I'll say Cork & Kerry. In the near suburbs, you'll hear real Irish accents at the Carraig at Gaelic Park. @deirdremryan probably has better intel, though!

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@DannySt_Fortune @brendengallager Thank you!

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@HartHanson With her fake kitchen and her fake voice, I kept thinking of the spider and the fly.

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@DannySt_Fortune @brendengallager Yes, I can do laundry while waiting at home (please tell me more about your cheesecake -- I'm a terrible baker!). But not being able to commit to a concert, movie, hike, road trip -- that's a loss in personal time/quality of life. Now, about that cheesecake...

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@DannySt_Fortune @brendengallager WAs get promoted far more than SCs. Usually, once you leave the office, no one's calling you. Yes, WA can be stressful, but the "40 minutes on a Sunday" is inaccurate -- in terms of the time worked, and the hours of your life lost waiting for that work.

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@TheJulieBenson So Ebenezer Scrooge with horns and a pitchfork.

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Maybe some kind-hearted studio exec will let me and my cats crash in one of their spare homes.

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@SupJaniceHahn Thank you! Years ago my mom was visiting and borrowed my car while I was at work to go to the ocean -- she got confused by the lanes and I ended up with a large fine. I STILL want my money back, haha.

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@HartHanson @stevendeknight Hi, Hart! (Can you tell I'm never on Twitter anymore?) Btw, I'm really enjoying Slow Horses too! Hope all is well with you!

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@MetaQuestVR @DemeoGame How do I contact your customer service? Someone fraudulently purchased one of your products with my information. There is no way to contact someone to cancel this order.

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@mariannesmahler @JonathanBeyer81 Let's also take a moment to appreciate what a caring, supportive coach looks like.

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@AdamRippon I think it could actually be classified as a shit storm after that.

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@SkatingLesson And somehow this devolved into an even bigger shitshow.

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My first TV job paid me $575 a week. They paid $1000 a week to rent the copier.
#IALivingWage #IASolidarity #PayUpHollywood #IATSE #iatselocal871 #local871 #local871 #livebetterworkunion #newmediaisntnew

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@TheRyanK A Co-EP told me something very similar. The next month her kid turned 16 and she bought the kid a brand new $50K car.

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@COGwaterpower Power outage in Somerset area. Is there an ETA on a fix?

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@TheRyanK Not throwing shade on the WA, it's just frustrating to hear writers think that experience counts for more than the SC's does.