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CEO, Normal Guys Club. he/him. 5'9½''.

[𝚙𝚎𝚎𝚛𝚜 @caresplain]

@notoriusbi ?

[𝚙𝚎𝚎𝚛𝚜 @caresplain]

dave matthews innocent

[𝚙𝚎𝚎𝚛𝚜 @caresplain]

happy anniversary to the dave matthews tour bus incident of 2004

[𝚙𝚎𝚎𝚛𝚜 @caresplain]

happy anniversary to the dave matthews tour bus incident of 2004

[𝚙𝚎𝚎𝚛𝚜 @caresplain]

@NifftieTreasure not the toenail kief catcher

[𝚙𝚎𝚎𝚛𝚜 @caresplain]

@johnforamerica dang you are correct! apologies to the dq grill and chill, this was about a year ago
i got the chicken strip basket

[𝚙𝚎𝚎𝚛𝚜 @caresplain]

@MyAssIsRaw dental plan

[𝚙𝚎𝚎𝚛𝚜 @caresplain]

dental plan

[𝚙𝚎𝚎𝚛𝚜 @caresplain]

my dream bf
43
income over 5,500 reál
brown eyes
carries a handkerchief
loves revachol
huge torque dork
rlly kind & has a moral system
smokes one cigarette per day
authority skill off the charts
secret pinball wizard

[Geoffrey Litt @geoffreylitt]

i have spent today asking: what would be the absolutely dumbest possible UI to accept a software EULA?

[𝚙𝚎𝚎𝚛𝚜 @caresplain]

millennial office workers love to have a group chat where they traumabond with the other people from their first startup job

[𝚙𝚎𝚎𝚛𝚜 @caresplain]

crossover episode where kendall and connor launch an events planning business that collaborates with party down. ron donald serves cold butter.

[𝚙𝚎𝚎𝚛𝚜 @caresplain]

sources say that the fishing minigame will be a "major component" of Tears of the Kingdom, including competitive online play that is required in order to advance in story mode

[𝚙𝚎𝚎𝚛𝚜 @caresplain]

BILLBOARDS BY CITY

sf: Buy BIZZLR, the leading XPQ SaaS by TAPPLY
dc: At Inbound Materials, we build the cluster bombs that keep America safe
nyc: storage units but horny

[𝚙𝚎𝚎𝚛𝚜 @caresplain]

setting the bathroom up with one of those doors from severance

[𝚙𝚎𝚎𝚛𝚜 @caresplain]

call of duty postmodern warfare

[𝚙𝚎𝚎𝚛𝚜 @caresplain]

https://t.co/TxHMYBz1OA

[Jill Bennett @jillreports]

Hey @CityofVancouver⁩ this is second incident I’ve seen caused by these useless ‘slow street’ barricades installed last month. They don’t slow down traffic; they cause crashes and traffic chaos.

[WILLIAMSBURG NEWS @WMSBG]

Car drove up on the new concrete barriers on Wythe Ave & Williamsburg St and is stuck on it.

[𝚙𝚎𝚎𝚛𝚜 @caresplain]

https://t.co/7CS0tZNznz

[𝚙𝚎𝚎𝚛𝚜 @caresplain]

once again, my so-called homies have failed to indulge my enthusiasm for choreography

[𝚙𝚎𝚎𝚛𝚜 @caresplain]

i just type out "asdfhagjdkhks", easily, in dvorak, because i'm normal

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