King of kara-t flowers🌝

Almost-teacher, jeopardy aficionado, all around nerd. she/her.

[King of kara-t flowers🌝 @careuhmurray]

Just woke up on the beach in Malibu. If this isn't the opening scene for a shitty white dude Bildungsroman I don't know what is.

[King of kara-t flowers🌝 @careuhmurray]

@tasharanne @itsonlymarlon honestly the memory-holing of w's presidential tenure has been one of the things that has made me feel the most insane in the past few years. it's like being RRP in They Live x_x

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

found a new piece of ancient greek philosophy that says I get to be right about everything and do whatever I want

[King of kara-t flowers🌝 @careuhmurray]

@KaptainZorro @itsonlymarlon @realgingerscrap Listen, if someone in the year of our lord 2024 is choosing to be ignorant, I can’t make them see 💅🏻

[kidd @WeSatInTheCar]

Turtle School 🐢

[Kali @Kali_de_Armas]

feudal MF DOOM:
on the mic, he's a freeholder
known to lift an ox over each shoulder
ahem... wheat sower and a wif stroker
can't plant the crops if it gets one degree colder

*woman's voice says "Villein"*

his work is agricultural
everything he makes, the lords tax it multiple

[Movie Mindset @lifein4chapters]

Putting on the sunglasses from They Live and just seeing this everywhere

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong, Lochness, goblin, ghoul, a zombie with no conscience. Question, what do these things all have in common?

[onion person @CantEverDie]

i support a pre-emptive strike against US

[Steve Morris @stevemorris__]

No one:

American debates: would you bomb Iran and please be specific

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

Find me one white person without a republican uncle.

[King of kara-t flowers🌝 @careuhmurray]

@realgingerscrap @itsonlymarlon oh robert. u so silly

[King of kara-t flowers🌝 @careuhmurray]

@itsonlymarlon @realgingerscrap HARD SAME. Why doesn’t papa Griffith follow me 🥲

[Preston D. Mitchum @PrestonMitchum]

As a reminder: guilty people shouldn’t be executed either.