not coraline is RUNYi

author floating in a bubble.

[not coraline is RUNYi @carey_ding]

everyone meet Brice

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this is just so barren

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

It has officially been 65 years since the Wug Test revealed kids' natural grasp of language rules. Happy wugiversary

[not coraline is RUNYi @carey_ding]

give me my bird app back @elonmusk

[艾未未 Ai Weiwei @aiww]

no

[not coraline is RUNYi @carey_ding]

“it wasn’t true but if it were true, coach wasn’t involved 👍👍”

[Adam Rittenberg @ESPNRittenberg]

Statement from Northwestern’s entire team pushing back against the allegations of hazing, which they call “exaggerated and twisted.” They also say coach Pat Fitzgerald had no knowledge or involvement in the allegations.

[Siddhant Adlakha @SiddhantAdlakha]

If you’d told me that between Barbie and Oppenheimer, one would start online discourse about on-screen age gaps and the other would lead to international controversy rooted in 1940s Asian geopolitics, never in a million years would have I guessed which one would yield which.

[not coraline is RUNYi @carey_ding]

simply everyone was at Smithsonian solstice night

[Crits For Cats lnc. Cat Rescue @crits4cats]

Hey Cat Twitter, could you share this sweet girl? Her name is Birdie. She has been waiting so long for a home and been through SO much. She was adopted last night and returned this morning. She wasn’t sure where her new litterbox was and was scared so she had a poo on a rug 1/2

[not coraline is RUNYi @carey_ding]

i will always be an ardent defender of SF

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the energy of enduring an R rated Gerard butler war movie at 8am during the commute to work with 20+ other students

[Radio Télévision JD @xequalsme]

No matter what anyone says about Taiwan, it is definitively a country of silly drinks and for that reason I will always stand beside her

[not coraline is RUNYi @carey_ding]

i am a little bit frazzled today

[not coraline is RUNYi @carey_ding]

i need to see a comedy about an evil clone of one of two identical twins so that every time the evil one does something, the twin is completely unfazed. « ah, classic Greg… »

[not coraline is RUNYi @carey_ding]

is Norris open tomorrow (sat)