Adam T. Carey

[Adam T. Carey @careyat]

People who prefer steak fries to any other fry are wrong

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Hot take: They need to come up with a word that means both painful and enjoyable to describe spicy foods, taking all suggestions

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Hot take: Tostitos are the least delicious brand of grocery store corn chip

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Lukewarm take: Alvin and the chipmunks needs to be eliminated off all Christmas classic playlists

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Smashed our heads against the keyboard and came up with this

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@Grimmer_John I'm just saying, spread a lil garlic hummus on that turkey wrap and tell me it isn't damn delicious

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In sticking with my tradition of only tweeting about food: hummus is an underrated condiment for sammies

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The amount of human suffering saved by making amoxicillin taste like bubblegum is STAGGERING

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Reese's pieces are better then Reese's cups

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Just saw a woman in the grocery store, around 70 dressed very nicely with a cart containing 4 containers of marshmallow fluff and 5 flavored waters. Life truly is mysterious

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What verb do you use to describe cooking pancakes? Frying? Grilling? Caking?

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Been a while since I openly wept at a movie, thanks CODA for reminding me that I do that

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Lemon should really be the default flavor for jelly donuts

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Samoas are the best girl scout cookie. This is a fact.

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it honestly feels like streaming services are actively competing to hide what I want to watch the best

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It's hard to be empathetic for 10 hours after 2 hours of sleep

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Bingo bengo part 2: the bengaling

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WHO DEY BABY #WHYNOTUS #BENGALS

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Wordle 209 3/6

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Had to share it

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Love me a good plot twist