Jake fROm sTaTE FArm

I’m State Farm’s worst nightmare

[Jake fROm sTaTE FArm @careyj04]

I’m just living my life while the haters watch from a distance.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Sad for all my Krakheads out there

[Jake fROm sTaTE FArm @careyj04]

@CareyJoe16 @TheHoopHerald This guy is legit JV ref so I’d listen to him if I were you herald.

[imitation calamari @sophdaloaff]

To the kids who got “hypnotized” at those high school events, I’m giving you an opportunity to clear your conscience… admit you were faking it

[Seattle Kraken @SeattleKraken]

⭐️⭐️ RT TO WIN ⭐️⭐️

Signed by the rookie points leader himself, retweet for a chance to win a puck signed by Matty Beniers!

[Seattle Kraken @SeattleKraken]

black friday deals going fast

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

Love it that LeBron played in the Drew League today. But: he shot only 2-13 from three??? He missed the late free throw that would've at least clinched overtime? Some things never change.

[Jake fROm sTaTE FArm @careyj04]

Yo what the fuck is this?

[ab d. roger @aliabdi]

white girls be like “i did a thing” when all they did was jake

[Jake fROm sTaTE FArm @careyj04]

@BarstoolBigCat she doesn’t understand. It was duggs last dance

[myra g @thatsMIAname]

Have you ever watched your boyfriend watch a live stream of a grown man playing ncaa football 14 or is your relationship normal?

[Jake fROm sTaTE FArm @careyj04]

Ain’t nobody want your negativity around here boss

[Dave Ramsey @DaveRamsey]

If you can't afford it, don't buy it.

[Central Dutch @CentralDutch]

FANATIC - a person with an obsessive interest in and enthusiasm for something, especially an activity.

Thank you to the @CUIDutchBrigade for all of your support!

#GoDutch #rollrivers

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

IOWA STATE IS TRASH 😂😭🤭

14-0.

#TTUvsISU

https://t.co/gfJaHvtJup https://t.co/uTjVyd5SD4

[Dave @lildickytweets]

Retweet if you want a season 2

[myra g @thatsMIAname]

Mooommmm, Phineas and Ferb are being simps again!

[Jake fROm sTaTE FArm @careyj04]

I think he looks handsome 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

[myra g @thatsMIAname]

.@careyj04 I am so sorry

[myra g @thatsMIAname]

.@careyj04 I am so sorry

[Jake fROm sTaTE FArm @careyj04]

Day 8 of quarantine: Iowa state hasn’t won a football game against the hawks in 5 years.

[Jake fROm sTaTE FArm @careyj04]

@StateFarm you have 24 hours to respond before the purge

[Jake fROm sTaTE FArm @careyj04]

@ all my Jakes

[Jake fROm sTaTE FArm @careyj04]

If you guys think I’m joking about this you are wrong. All the Jakes of the world are rising up. You think you are safe. You aren’t. The revolution has begun. And when all is said and done State Farm will be ash...... and we are starting with that motherfucker in the khakis