carleen

it’s cool to care

[Jann “stop live horse export” Arden @jannarden]

I hope you get old

[sergeant dick lips the third @TeahLhompson]

yeah happy women’s day sooooooo glad I have to work every day of my life instead of knitting by the seaside

[Maurtez @1Maurtez]

When gas hit $8 my job gon have to start comin to get me or I’m not goin

[carleen @cargal_]

I’m drunk and in love with this sweater I knit ☺️

[carleen @cargal_]

Gas prices got me like

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

I think it's time for Shania Twain to release a song full of things that DO impress her (much). Canals, being willing to cry in public, how strong ants are for their size, speed-reading. Whatever it is, it's time we knew.

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

The oldest thing about me is that I don't mind if a friend or loved one calls without texting first.

[Rebekah Bastian @rebekah_bastian]

My father is 77 years old and has stage 4 prostate cancer. He decided to learn how to ice skate a few years ago, and just did this performance with his teacher.

For anyone that thinks it’s too late to try something new… ❤️

[blessy @blessyilda]

damn

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

Everyone in LA right now:

[abby govindan @abbygov]

why are you as a human being with a driver’s license not a registered organ donor

[mr worldwide (nancy) @nancyctattoos]

My career just peaked again

[carleen @cargal_]

The old pet food store I used to go to spoiled me by carrying my 25lb boxes to my car for me, I miss so much about Calgary

[carleen @cargal_]

Where’s the poop

[carleen @cargal_]

@missdkrr You are a 10 in heart AND soul and that goes everywhere babyyyyyyyy

[carleen @cargal_]

Pattern testing is taking over my life but I’m not sad about it

[joe!!! @dontdoitjoe]

y'all asked for hot girl summer and instead we got climate change-induced heatwaves

[carleen @cargal_]

Can’t wait until I get home to take my bra off after a long work day, that shit comes off when I get in my car