Highman Roth

Retired investor living on a pension. Everyone thinks they're funny. I make sure by being my own best audience. All else offered as a stupid & futile gesture.

[Highman Roth @cargle_mel]

"I have unpopular and troubling opinions which I'll be glad to express if someone gives me a mask."

[Highman Roth @cargle_mel]

@HarpoZippo In their defense, these are the only mountains they were familiar with. If they were exploring west to east they might have called this range The Leafy Forest

[Highman Roth @cargle_mel]

@alc2022 There’s no crying in baseball either

[Highman Roth @cargle_mel]

@unusual_whales -

[Highman Roth @cargle_mel]

@unusual_whales 🎼🎸Now listening to ‘Gentle Wind, Falling Tear’ by the Knives of Silica. 🎸🎼

[Highman Roth @cargle_mel]

🎼🎹 Now listening to ‘The Second Time Around’ by Duff Mulligan & the Teetonics 🎹🎼

[Highman Roth @cargle_mel]

@JeffXmemes You’re going to need a bigger couch.

[Highman Roth @cargle_mel]

@HeroDividend

[Highman Roth @cargle_mel]

@Dexerto Okay, but she better not park next to this guy

[Highman Roth @cargle_mel]

@remnantsofpast Interesting about Mike Stone. He also did some standing in for Elvis.

[Highman Roth @cargle_mel]

@Breaking911 So what? He poots on his underwater one-leg-at-a-time like I do.

[Highman Roth @cargle_mel]

….which means I’m now officially watching it.

[amit @amitisinvesting]

$SPCX SpaceX has officially fallen below it's IPO price of $135.

[Dire Straits 🎸 @DireStraits77]

Mark Knopfler - 1959 Gibson Les Paul Standard🎸

Sold for GBP 693,000

[Highman Roth @cargle_mel]

@NoLimitGains But don’t depend on it. One day he could get it right.

[Highman Roth @cargle_mel]

No wonder she doesn’t understand the business world.

[Acyn @Acyn]

PabloReports: The Godfather or The Godfather Part II?

AOC: I haven’t seen either.

PabloReports: Wow.

AOC: I don’t like violence in movies.

[Highman Roth @cargle_mel]

Would be much better off ignoring it in the first place.

[Highman Roth @cargle_mel]

Not for me. Unless you mean a recycled Xmas fruitcake.

[GainzAlgo @gainzalgo]

$ORCL at these levels feels like a gift; ignoring it might be more expensive than buying it

[Highman Roth @cargle_mel]

Me after 6 consecutive hot take tweets.

[Highman Roth @cargle_mel]

Thanks, but I’d be more curious to see him with his barber.

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

Albert Einstein and Kurt Gödel.

[Highman Roth @cargle_mel]

To paraphrase Jessica Rabbit, I’m not really a smart-ass. I just tweet that way.

[Highman Roth @cargle_mel]

Then try craving pickles without the ball(s).

[Highman Roth @cargle_mel]

Lots of junk mail offering to bundle my home and auto, but only from insurance companies, never an RV manufacturer.