Mike Stanton

Retired mexican league pro | Semo 94’ | Go Tigers | (Shrink the game)

[Ty Lawson @TyLawson3]

4 things I’d rather do than be a thunder fan:

1. Play hide and go seek w/ Jeffery Dahmer in an abandoned Chucky Cheese

2. Be a Temu parachute tester

3 Stick my D&@k In a blender

4.Lick a port-o-potty toilet seat at Coachella

Yall are some Losers

[Mike Stanton @cargo3500]

House mom is actually geeking off the percs rn. #squealingwithwa

[Mike Stanton @cargo3500]

2026 Cardinals Bullpen 👍

[Mike Stanton @cargo3500]

Matt Fitz is the local drumma #augusta

[Mike Stanton @cargo3500]

Cabo I am inside of u

[Mike Stanton @cargo3500]

Everybody know what time it is #usa

[Mike Stanton @cargo3500]

Shit

[Mike Stanton @cargo3500]

@Baconator_Slut0 U can’t fill the shoes of 219 pal

[Mike Stanton @cargo3500]

“This man is bonafied scrub. He can’t play!” #kwamebrown

[Mike Stanton @cargo3500]

Quite the news report this morning

[Mike Stanton @cargo3500]

Tony Romo is so fucking bad at his job

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Bruh who remember this time lol

[Mike Stanton @cargo3500]

Roger Goodell writing up these recent games

[Baku 🐧 @Mazursky8895]

Gainwell and Warren:

[Mike Stanton @cargo3500]

“C” switched up bro. That method does not work nearly as well as it did a few years ago

[Mike Stanton @cargo3500]

I’m rock hard inside Texas Roadhouse rn

[Mike Stanton @cargo3500]

I went 6-7 and made the playoffs. The prophecy is tru

[Mike Stanton @cargo3500]

Bron 10 points streak boutta end 😢