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mouth-breathing bedwetter

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I'M THE SWEETEST JUICIEST PEACH IN THE WORLD

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this is absolutely psychopathic advice and I'm going to give it a shot

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Whether you’re doing your fast mile on a track or on a level path, dedicate that third quarter of the mile to someone important in your life and vow to not let them down.

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do you ever lie awake at night mourning the loss of things you haven't lost yet?

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Thank you for your business. Have a nice day.

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I've gone from being unable to sleep at night due to itching, to being unable to sleep at night due to steroids. I'd take the steroids any day, but I'm on the verge of death. I've barely slept in weeks and I'm supposed to be biking across Utah next week

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hey google can poison oak be fatal send tweet

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I began breaking out all over, including behind my ears, inside my belly button, outside and inside my labia. I'm now on 60mg prednisone and I feel fucking amazing. if this is what meth feels like, I can understand why people ruin their lives for this. should I get a tattoo??

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natto really ain't bad tbh

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cinco de mayonnaise

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I swear to god if I could have one superpower it would be immunity to poison oak

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just got a new phone for the first time since 2019 and it's so fucking thick. when did phones get so thick? I still have my old Nexus 5X from 2015 and it's like a potato chip next to this thing

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called customer support for something. I let the guy call me "sir" for a good 15 minutes before I hit him with the good old "not that it matters, but I am a woman"

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why does Reddit hate Matt Mahan so much? from my perspective it feels like he's done a pretty good job: fixing streets, trimming trees, improving local parks and trails. Liccardo didn't do shit

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my main hobby of late has been bonding with people at the grocery store about how expensive tomatoes have gotten

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my mom just texted me "Dad's friend gave us some Korean pickles, radish rice cake, and I gave her a bowel of sticky oily rice"

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The American Revelation

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I'm not saying you have to write beautiful English like fucking Scott Fitzgerald, or even spell anything right (e.g. https://t.co/1pLEw1eTG9), but for fuck's sake you have to be able to make your meaning clear.

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glanced at my dad's grocery list this morning and he had written "cinimon stic. on sell". how does this man have a PhD

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I was always skeptical of why we had to specifically study reading and writing in school - don't we already know how to do that? - but at my current job there are several people whose written communication skills, um, leave much to be desired, and I think I finally get it now

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I just finished watching the 1982 ABC documentary about FDR (really it's half about FDR and half about the Cold War) and it's a fascinating historical artifact in itself. remember that it's 2026 and we're now further from 1982 than 1982 was from 1945...