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[Epiphora @Epiphora]

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[Epiphora @Epiphora]

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[Epiphora @Epiphora]

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[Epiphora @Epiphora]

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[Epiphora @Epiphora]

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[Epiphora @Epiphora]

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[carhenge @carhenge]

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[carhenge @carhenge]

Today is the magical day when I got a job offer and I have plans to go meet my future landlord to hand over a deposit. The Best Day.

[carhenge @carhenge]

Still unemployed in Olympia. We might finally have a house soon, though?

[carhenge @carhenge]

First Olympia Paycheck: $16. Hell yes. Now to get a real job, and figure out what to do with that check.

[carhenge @carhenge]

Oh hey, I live in Olympia now. I use "live," loosely; I am alive in Olympia, with no home or job. Working on that.

[carhenge @carhenge]

MONTANA. Beauty abounds and everyone keeps killing themselves.

[carhenge @carhenge]

PUSH OFF. Here we go.

[carhenge @carhenge]

OLY, Here we come. Van pulls out of Omaha at 9 a.m. tomorrow and lands in WA sometime Friday p.m., unless it takes us longer. SEE YOU SOON.

[carhenge @carhenge]

almost. done. packing?

[carhenge @carhenge]

Packing sucks. If my mom hadn't done all the hard work for me I would be a useless sobbing pile right now. I love my mom.

[carhenge @carhenge]

OMG Wednesday! Nick & friend are coming through, Lindsey's coming, Bailey's picking up Tim & Reuben on her way back. Free choir, BBQ, party!

[carhenge @carhenge]

i don't want to say too much about tonight, but there was strawberries & andre, hair dye, an extra large pizza, and a whole lot of love.

[carhenge @carhenge]

Why do you build me up, Buttercup? I waited in the park for choir to happen tonight and was still alone after 20 minutes. Disappointing x10.

[carhenge @carhenge]

@NatashaNorton I'm pretty sure I saw that movie. Remember very little about it, but I think I wrote an essay about it for a class. Go me.