Stephanie Taylor

#LocalGov Storyteller. Former TV Newsie. Bookworm. Goldfish Cracker Enthusiast. Exclamation Point Abuser. Tweets are my own and all that jazz...

[Girlboy @iHugLizzie]

your unemployed friends on a tuesday

[Girlboy @iHugLizzie]

if katniss everdeen had a baby with satan

[♡ @taiturnerr]

three dumb bitches telling each other “exaaaaactlyyyy”

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

I’m so jealous of the people who live in Oz (walkable city with public transportation)

[Stephanie Taylor @caring_loudly]

Ugh, fine.

[Vee 🤍 @braidedfolklore]

"Taylor ruined football" good I hope she ruins everything men love I hope she burns it all to the ground

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

“Don’t end friendships over politics!”

Ma’am, I will end a friendship over texting in a movie theater.

[⋆˚࿔ 𝓐lexis 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @mupbrina]

“You block people over politics?” I’ll block people if they say something too mean about a Muppet

[Stephanie Taylor @caring_loudly]

#911onABC is my comfort show.

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

What other show has a kid falling down a drain pipe, a man sneezing so hard his intestines eject out of his body, a Risky Business homage, and Angela Bassett all in the same hour? That’s television to me. #911onabc

[NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd]

the quickening transition of the trees from green to gold to red is a reminder that we can not stop the passage of time, we can only pause to recognize the beauty of change and then clear the leaves from your curb drains to prevent clogs

[Katie @KayTeeeOh]

Brittany Mahomes after seeing Taylor’s Kamala endorsement

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

I’m sorry but the richest man on the planet casually telling a woman he’s not dating that he’s going to put a baby in her is so skin crawlingly creepy I don’t know where to start

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

being a moderator is a crazy job, just sitting and listening for a full minute and saying "thank you, but nobody is eating dogs"

[twitch.tv/yolandafister @yolandafister]

the aliens after their transgender operations

[Dow @mark_dow]

Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year