Carissa Simons

From Darug and Eora lands, now living on Ohlone land

[Football360.com.au @football360au]

We're not crying, you're crying 🥹🇦🇺 Socceroos winger Awer Mabil just dropped the most special message at the World Cup.

After the squad made a viral video about where they come from, the winger - who was born in a Kenyan refugee camp - explains what makes Australia 'the best country in the world': 'Many different backgrounds. One jersey.'

This is what the Socceroos are all about.

In Refugee Week, these are beautiful words from a special footballer and person.

[Carissa Simons @Carissa_Simons]

@sfstandard Kis reached out to a small-ish SF creator. As co-owner, Sung had every right to disagree with marketing strategy. But that should be a direct discussion with his employee who set this up, not belittling someone who was invited. They asked for a review. They got one.

[Andrew Macdonald @andrewgordonmac]

Uber Advertising is on full display at #CannesLions —showcasing how culture meets commerce across our platform

The team just hit a $1.5B run rate—up 60% YoY—and launched our Creative Studio to help brands craft bespoke experiences 🦁

Proud moments too for our marketing teams with 9 Cannes Lions so far, 6 of them for "Football is for Food"! 🏆 These wins reflect how Uber shows up in culture with work that drives impact and emotion

Huge kudos to the @Uber teams and partners who made this all happen!

[Carissa Simons @Carissa_Simons]

@NBA_NewYork But what did he order?

[David Crowe @CroweDM]

Praise be for the AEC.

[dara khosrowshahi @dkhos]

Breadsticks from @olivegarden delivered by Uber Direct - Dreams *do* come true. Looking forward to rolling out our partnership with @darden restaurants to deliver a great dining experience, even when you're staying home 🥖🍝https://t.co/H8trgHdtGC

[Carissa Simons @Carissa_Simons]

@tomandlorenzo Yes, this was more a reflection on some of the responses.

[Carissa Simons @Carissa_Simons]

@tomandlorenzo Perhaps this is a two things can be true at the same time discussion. Is it great he feels refreshing and exciting in this moment, and is that great for the campaign? Yes. Is it also true that maybe the Dems could've done more with him sooner - also yes.

[Carissa Simons @Carissa_Simons]

@danilic 🙃

[Carissa Simons @Carissa_Simons]

E tu Canada? https://t.co/tqCDtMv1Zb

[Carissa Simons @Carissa_Simons]

@lufthansa Lilly - I would like a complaint and compensation link.

[Carissa Simons @Carissa_Simons]

@lufthansa - rebooking on a flights 2.5 days later is ridiculous when the issue was you were 2+ hours behind and landed after my connection took off

[Carissa Simons @Carissa_Simons]

@lufthansa How do you think this is a tweet you should like @lufthansa ?!

[Carissa Simons @Carissa_Simons]

@lufthansa As it is, I should have been at my destination about 12 hours ago. And I still have a flight to go.

[Carissa Simons @Carissa_Simons]

@ChrisGatfield Yeah we’ve all had bad ideas, but so many people getting so behind such a bad idea…

[Carissa Simons @Carissa_Simons]

Well the people behind Apple’s “let’s crush creativity and the arts” ad must be happy that Bumble came along and said hold my beer…

[Carissa Simons @Carissa_Simons]

I was today years old when I discovered Americans don't understand what it means to "have a whinge".

[Carissa Simons @Carissa_Simons]

@DollyDeighton Well has it been an effective ad? Has the entire newsroom purchased this product now?

[Carissa Simons @Carissa_Simons]

Poor usage of “yet” - unless @guardian thinks it means, “meanwhile here is a stat that doesn’t actually relate to the previous paragraph but is tangentially related to the much broader umbrella topic”. https://t.co/Exta4B1Hoq

[dara khosrowshahi @dkhos]

Super proud of the @Uber team for S&P 500 inclusion. Great way to head into the weekend and get back to building on Monday!