C.N.

COME ON BENJALS!

[C.N. @carissanic]

When people say the first thing they do when they wake up in the morning is make their bed im like ok cool the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is yell ‘FUCK’ & then repeatedly hit snooze for 20 mins until the fear of losing my job is enough to force me out of bed

[ABC News @ABC]

“Why are you here?!"

A furious Sen. Chris Murphy demands answers from senators following Texas school shooting.

“Why do you spend all this time running for the United States Senate...if your answer, is as the slaughter increases, as our kids run for their lives—we do nothing?”

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

This is Tony Gonzales, who represents the district that contains the elementary school in Uvalde, Texas that just got shot up.

[no @zedonarrival]

the 10th anniversary of sandy hook is this year and there is quite literally nothing of substance to show for it. just asleep at the wheel for a decade

[C.N. @carissanic]

@SavageXFenty when I signed up for the VIP membership, I read that my VIP credits never expire. I haven’t been stressing about using them bc of this…but today I stumbled across a subtle mention on the website that they expire after 12 months. When did this change?!?

[C.N. @carissanic]

@Citibank what kind of policy is this? https://t.co/faav14gIAu

[C.N. @carissanic]

Also, if you happen to know that those weren’t the remnants of feather quills and were, in fact, something even more disgusting then I beg that you leave me blissfully ignorant and just take that information with you to hell

[C.N. @carissanic]

I bought some chicken to cook, in an attempt to eat healthier. As I was cleaning it I noticed bumps with remnants of the feather quills that literally looked like blackheads. I won’t go into the details of just how similar they were to blackheads but I will say…

[C.N. @carissanic]

…the universe could have communicated that I’m meant to eat ice cream for dinner by just mildly inconveniencing me rather than going through all the trouble of disgusting me to the point that I’m now questioning the entire concept of consuming meat

[C.N. @carissanic]

😂😂😂

[HarlemShakeAtYourWake @ToastyRamirez]

We back to square one

[C.N. @carissanic]

Ok @DelMonteFresh I get you, this technically isn’t your product nor your problem. I understand and I appreciate the response at the very least. @DelMonte what do you have to say? Why were there #bones in my can of #spinach? 👀 #VegetarianFail

[Del Monte Fresh @DelMonteFresh]

@carissanic @DelMonte Hi! While @DelMonte provides consumers with Del Monte branded canned goods, @DelMonteFresh shares high-quality fresh, and fresh-cut, fruit and vegetables with consumers across North America. Look to us for all your *fresh* fruits and vegetables:)

[C.N. @carissanic]

@missgracee @DelMonte @DelMonteFresh Literally never buying canned vegetables again. 🤢😩

[C.N. @carissanic]

Uhm can someone please help me understand why I found bones in my can of fresh cut spinach? So much for my food being vegetarian..... I pray to god it’s at the very least a chicken bone and not some kind of vermin..... WTF @DelMonte @DelMonteFresh

[C.N. @carissanic]

•Sign the petition! Working people are suffering while billionaires like Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk are having a space race. Enough. It’s time the ultra-wealthy & corporations #PayTheirFairShare. #TaxTheUltraWealthy

https://t.co/U4idoBjcT0 https://t.co/r1rmon75ri

[C.N. @carissanic]

oh and heres one more ~*fun*~ question

4. What's something you'd expect to see an author/proponent of these documents post as a comment on FB?

I'll start

Its a close tie between "Slavery happened 100's of years ago, get over it" and "I'm not racist, I don't see color"

[C.N. @carissanic]

HEY! lets talk about #SB3

If i were an english/social studies teacher, this is an exercise we'd do in class.

y'all said we can't teach CRT but did anyone say we can't teach about the legislation y'all passed to ban CRT? 👀 #loophole?

anyways, I'd love to hear y'alls answers

[C.N. @carissanic]

While I was removing my sheets I almost knocked over and broke my hookah but I caught myself and stopped it. I think I broke the curse. We should be good. If anyone is interested in writing a screenplay based on these incidents just shoot me a dm. Am willing to sell my story.

[C.N. @carissanic]

I guess you can call me lemony Snicket cause listen to this shit. I grab my dogs food bowl from outside & set it on the carpet in my room for a minute. When I come back, upon closer inspection I realize the bowl was is filled with ants which are now crawling all over my floor

[C.N. @carissanic]

Urine had soaked into my memory foam mattress topper, mattress, and the clothes I was wearing. What did I do to deserve this series of unfortunate events? Who did I wrong? Someone help