carissa☆

before i’m an american, i’m a britney fan.

[carissa☆ @carissaparty]

I’m walking the streets of Clifton (in stage make up) and a man just told me he loves me.. so I blew a kiss. The world’s a stage xoxo

[carissa☆ @carissaparty]

I've never taken a single @Delta flight that has taken off in time

[carissa☆ @carissaparty]

The Drama really was wwyd if I was a worm

[carissa☆ @carissaparty]

@housewivesfan4 @ecareyo

[carissa☆ @carissaparty]

And it's Miss Kyle Richard's fault

[carissa☆ @carissaparty]

#rhobh is the biggest FLOP

[carissa☆ @carissaparty]

Pretty girls love being hags!

[alex mccord’s hives 🌸 @holly4brav0]

it will always be so insane to me how Austen has managed to bag 4 of the most beautiful women on bravo.

#southerncharm

[G @binzbysolange]

Don’t come get in my face with no damn Meta glasses.

[carissa☆ @carissaparty]

HERstory

[M @melosling]

They hated Jesus too

[carissa☆ @carissaparty]

Executives were already bad.. but now with AI...

[n 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇫🇷🇳🇴 @1989TWIGS]

any addison hate on the tl tonight will be instantly blocked..

[carissa☆ @carissaparty]

Addison forced to stay backstage 😭

[carissa☆ @carissaparty]

@BrndnStrssng Maybe stay out of women's business xoxo

[carissa☆ @carissaparty]

Old man at the oil change place playing Facebook reels at the highest volume possible

[carissa☆ @carissaparty]

Finally going back to la and it's supposed to rain everyday im there 💔

[Lisa Vanderbump @confideinm3]

got hit by the sudden fear of the passage of time https://t.co/RQfKa6UyBS

[carissa☆ @carissaparty]

It's over

[Netflix @netflix]

Today, Netflix announced our acquisition of Warner Bros. Together, we’ll define the next century of storytelling, creating an extraordinary entertainment offering for audiences everywhere. https://t.co/rXPFMNIs1A

[carissa☆ @carissaparty]

@MuuMuse Well we know MPK loves AI writing scripts!