ditch witch

to a worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish

[ditch witch @carla2mac]

I made myself breakfast then I pooped it all out, heaven knows I’m miserable now

[ditch witch @carla2mac]

@KatySmotherman RIP anyone that caught a spin kick

[ditch witch @carla2mac]

I yapped about baldur’s gate to all of our uber drivers last night it rocked

[ditch witch @carla2mac]

my physical therapist calling my pre surgery numbers “very strong”….she didn’t know how bad I needed that

[ditch witch @carla2mac]

Damn acab unfortunately includes Katy O’Brian

[ditch witch @carla2mac]

i’m gutted over this

[ditch witch @carla2mac]

@aratfromhell Nora omg

[ditch witch @carla2mac]

My old family dog (Mocha if youre a real one) and Sandy played together in my dream last night :’-)

[ditch witch @carla2mac]

I wish I could google where I put things in my house

[ditch witch @carla2mac]

They’ve been doing construction at the end of our road for so long and it’s finally reopened and it somehow looks worse

[ditch witch @carla2mac]

@OG_LilPeach I’ll build it into the next lesson plan

[ditch witch @carla2mac]

mom called me today to ask what a twink was

[ditch witch @carla2mac]

@naughti_a I said “do you remember my friend Aidan?”

[ditch witch @carla2mac]

Herbs AND spices? Buddy you’ve got yourself a deal

[ditch witch @carla2mac]

*tips hat* m’lort

[ditch witch @carla2mac]

love when the road texture changes right at the county line, like ok someone didn’t consult with their neighbor (driving across Kansas tweet)

[ditch witch @carla2mac]

@nationalpickup link the gofundme when it’s up

[ditch witch @carla2mac]

@nationalpickup oh shit

[furby hancock @furby_hancock]

i know how elevators work. you press 'up' and the lightness of your heart carries you heavenward. or 'down' and the earth tenderly pulls you close