carla | VERIF AGAINST MY WILL

MY TWITTER BLUE WAS GIFTED AGAINST MY WILL ❗️my name is carla. i'm 20. profic + darkship. currently rickorty pilled. i repost porn so MDNI. dm for priv

[carla | VERIF AGAINST MY WILL @carladamned]

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yes i know i have a blue check. no i did not pay for twitter. someone gifted it to me because they hate me.
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info about me: https://t.co/iiEpyKQXcL
send me gimmicks: https://t.co/bOfINQRPpL

[gaz @gazpachomachine]

I don't snack in the shower. I Feast.

[carla | VERIF AGAINST MY WILL @carladamned]

@sativasanchez https://t.co/aLQlvqXbRk

[carla | VERIF AGAINST MY WILL @carladamned]

SOMEONE FUCKING GIFTED ME TWITTER BLUE I DIDN’T CONSENT TO THIS

[carla | VERIF AGAINST MY WILL @carladamned]

things i’m noticing after having twitter blue forced onto my account:

- the app runs better, meaning they intentionally slow it down for non blue people. weird
- the purple notifications i hate are gone?

[carla | VERIF AGAINST MY WILL @carladamned]

@sativasanchez NO I HAD IT GIFTED TO ME AGAINST MY WILL

[carla | VERIF AGAINST MY WILL @carladamned]

i should just start saying heinous shit on main so they take it away

[carla | VERIF AGAINST MY WILL @carladamned]

SOMEONE FUCKING GIFTED ME TWITTER BLUE I DIDN’T CONSENT TO THIS

[- Mx.Blender - 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸🇮🇪 @MxBlender]

whatever

[Plague 🍜 @PlagueJCec]

Ok but the wat "you can never say no to me" isn't even relevant to the "lesson" or plot of the episode at all?? Rick just took the opportunity to throw that in like a creep

[L3G 🪻🐈 ☽☾ @sxstringfling]

uncle pussy... THE FINALE.

[carla | VERIF AGAINST MY WILL @carladamned]

everyone moved on but im still here bro

[carla | VERIF AGAINST MY WILL @carladamned]

i am so angry

[carla | VERIF AGAINST MY WILL @carladamned]

SOMEONE FUCKING GIFTED ME TWITTER BLUE I DIDN’T CONSENT TO THIS

[carla | VERIF AGAINST MY WILL @carladamned]

SOMEONE FUCKING GIFTED ME TWITTER BLUE I DIDN’T CONSENT TO THIS

[lia @sativasanchez]

i love the smell of incest

[¿ slinky ? @sleekyslink]

i LOVE how this scene indicates that all of the “i didnt see shit” beth and jerry memes are pretty much as good as canon #rickorty

[ْ @emptyadvice]

That reminds me of this old voiceline that I don't think many people have heard, which is a shame because Rick is so affectionate here😭

(Morty panics)
"Relax, Morty! Relax—C'mere, buddy, c'mere. Cuddle in, cuddle in with me—"

[Vilya @VilyaVlopick]

okay guys do u see what they did????
bethcest is about accepting her life as it is
jerrycest is about insecurity and secret love for himself
mortycest is about trying to overcome homophobia
and rickcest is about self-hatred and self-destruction

[creek daily @creekyaoidaily]

day 833

[SPOOKY DEMON @BlueDem47570476]

I cannot believe it. I finally found John Rule34.

[Ria. @Aria15714]

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